Monday, 11 May 2009

Gordon Brown - you couldn't make him up


According to The Sun, this set of written instructions was found in a taxi, recently vacated by Gordon Brown:

1. Transparent Brush. Foam all over.

2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.

3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.

4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over.


Yup, they're instructions for Gordon on how to put on his make-up. Sweet Jesus. We're going to hell in a handcart; the country's going bust; half the Cabinet are going to jail and he's putting on the slap.

CF has a shorter, simpler set of instructions for Gordon

1. Resign

2. Fuck off

Gordon Brown - you couldn't make him up. And nor could he.


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2 comments:

  1. Obnoxio The Clown11 May 2009 at 08:24

    How about:

    1. Fuck off
    2. Die

    ?

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  2. UB4111 May 2009 at 12:28

    Bet he's got a claim in for it the hooner!

    Probably shares nail varnish with Woolas lol.

    CF - don't want to give you a stroke or anything but have you seen the 17% rise in allowances they've just voted in?

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/100092/EXCLUSIVE-MPs-vote-for-16million-more-expenses

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