Thursday, 21 January 2010

There's an app for that: Labour needs your suggestions


"There's an app for that", as the irritating Apple adverts chirp.

And, it seems, there certainly is an app for anything and indeed anyone - even the terminally desperate and deluded.

Yes, Labour activists have created an iPhone application, or 'app' as the trendy call them.

Imagine that: a Labour supporter and a political techie. Is it possible to have less than no friends at all?

Apparently, the app will feature:

".. local Labour Party events, searchable by the user's postcode"

Well yippee. Also..

"A mobile version of the party's Virtual Phone Bank, which enables party die-hards to call potential voters and enter details into an online database"

..and..

"Updates from Labour's Facebook and Twitter feeds feature on the app as do contact details for local MPs as well as local Labour news."


Oh for fuck's sake. More @bevanitellie? That's all we need.

But there's one little problem - they don't know what to call it.

How about:  iWishBrownWouldFuckOff ?

or:              iLostMyJobAndMyHouse

or:              iThinkSomeoneElseShouldHaveATurn

CF feels sure that his readers will have many, many ideas. Fee free to leave them in the comments: the best will be placed into this post later. And might (might) win a prize.

Go for it!


++update++  aaanndd the winner is: "one of my i's is fucked".
The contributor was 'anonymous', so the fabulous prize will be given to charity. Or CF will drink it himself.

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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:03

    iThinkLabourShouldWinSoAreThereforeDeluded seems just about right

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  2. Bobski21 January 2010 at 16:10

    iHaveNoGraspOnReality
    or
    iLiveWithBlinkersOn
    or
    iWantASocialistParadise

    ReplyDelete
  3. manwiddicombe21 January 2010 at 16:18

    iLose

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:27

    iPredictARiot

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:28

    iLoveBevaniteEllie

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:35

    iCan'tBeleiveitsnotbetter

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:38

    iThinkConstantFuryNeedsToGetALife

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 16:39

    iLickWindows

    ReplyDelete
  9. Bede21 January 2010 at 16:44

    iDidntwanttobePManyway

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 17:08

    i-OU800bn.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous21 January 2010 at 17:39

    @Labourareshiteandabunchofcunts

    ReplyDelete
  12. Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs21 January 2010 at 17:46

    iAmTheLordOfTheDanceSaidHe

    ReplyDelete
  13. Bobski21 January 2010 at 17:46

    The special Deputy PM Edition:

    iUseThisAppWhileDriving

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  14. Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs21 January 2010 at 17:48

    Andy Burnham's favourite application:

    iLiner

    ReplyDelete
  15. Captain Haddock21 January 2010 at 18:00

    I'd sooner eat my own Colon than vote for another five years of this ..

    ReplyDelete
  16. Bishop Brennan21 January 2010 at 18:06

    Simply iCunt should do it, no?

    ReplyDelete
  17. Bobski21 January 2010 at 18:47

    iPesterDisinterestedPeople

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  18. Joe Public21 January 2010 at 19:18

    Labour'sBankruptedBritain

    ReplyDelete
  19. matthew hopkins21 January 2010 at 19:27

    CuntyMcCuntFucks wonderful world of fuckups

    ReplyDelete
  20. Catosays21 January 2010 at 19:29

    It would just have to be bevanite ellie.
    What a boring bitch she is.
    Fancy being Kerry's unrequited love....for ever.

    ReplyDelete
  21. King of Scurf21 January 2010 at 20:11

    Post election....

    LoveLaboursLost ?

    ReplyDelete
  22. Unknown21 January 2010 at 20:14

    iHavntAclue?

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  23. Tony Conlan GCTO-NAN21 January 2010 at 20:55

    Just seen the prototype its called iLie and can be downloaded from knobsRus

    You need a TWIT account

    Plus a handle like
    i reserved for G Brown (G Brown)
    or
    iRule (Mandelbum)
    ithieve1-646 (reserved for MP’s)
    ithieve_more1-100k (reserved for Euro MP's)

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  24. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 11:06

    Ihavenoshame

    ReplyDelete
  25. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 17:42

    iSavedtheworld,No really !

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  26. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 17:43

    the 'one of my i's is fucked'

    ReplyDelete