Wednesday, 31 March 2010

No phones

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Some muppet has obviously dug a hole in the wrong part of the road this morning.

There's a major outage in the London telephone system - thousands of 0207 numbers aren't working. Offices have fallen silent.

It's fucking amazing how much work everybody's getting done.

5 comments:

  1. JuliaM31 March 2010 at 11:14

    It's not pikeys stealing the copper cables again?

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  2. Uncle Marvo31 March 2010 at 12:10

    The internets are pretty much done in too.

    Genius.

    BT?

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  3. Mrs Rigby31 March 2010 at 12:25

    Convenient.

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  4. PJH31 March 2010 at 14:14

    Mail from our service desk earlier:

    Subject:BT Major network problem, <company> Services affected

    BT are currently attempting to resolve a large-scale exchange fault in
    London. A Fire at Paddington's 'Burne House' Appears to be the main cause. So far only the following services have been affected;

    <list of our services omitted>

    How I larfed.

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  5. Uncle Marvo31 March 2010 at 14:20

    Cleary the marmalade sandwich has spontaneously combusted.

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