Saturday, 3 April 2010

God bless Americ-eeuurrrrrrrghhh

It is a truth universally acknowledged that whatever bizarre and revolting fuckwittery our cousins across the pond, in the U S of A, get up to we here in the U of K will shortly emulate.

Hence the prevalence of MacDonalds and - even worse - KFC, all over our once green 'n' pleasant land. But soon, oh yes, soon, things will get even worse.

KFC allegedly trialled a new and world-beating recipe last year. Apparently, so few people died during this trial that they're launching the new dish on April 12th in America. Which can only mean one thing. At some stage this year, we too will be presented with this delicious new menu option.

Ladies and Gentlemen: the 'Double Down'. Yup. A bacon and cheese sandwich, with the the bread - wait for it - with the bread replaced by two pieces of deep fried chicken:



This is not a drill. Brace yourself Britain.

CF is ready.

Dear God. Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?



(with a slightly revolted tip of the hat to the Buzzfeed)

21 comments:

  1. Costello3 April 2010 at 08:58

    Dear God. Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?


    Oh yes, yes it is.

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  2. JuliaM3 April 2010 at 09:11

    Oh, seconded!

    And I can't wait to see what Burger King and Maccy D's do in response.. ;)

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  3. subrosa3 April 2010 at 09:54

    Is it halal chicken? I'm surprised their putting bacon with it. ;)

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  4. Jill3 April 2010 at 10:03

    Oh. My. Leaping. Christ.

    I am not aroused. Even slightly.

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  5. Captain Haddock3 April 2010 at 10:34

    No doubt after he's finished de-flabberising the Septics ..

    That thick-lipped, lisping, Estuary-English speaking Twat Oliver will rush back to give all of us the benefit of his boundless knowledge too ..

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1263142/Burgers-big-dustbin-lids-coffins-need-cranes-obese-children-having-heart-attacks--supersized-US-town-causing-Jamie-Oliver-despair.html

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  6. Unknown3 April 2010 at 10:56

    Food for thought indeed CF. (Damn it, it's coming up for lunchtime and there's not a KFC in sight...gues I'll just have to eat cake!)

    Jamie Oliver

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  7. Antisthenes3 April 2010 at 10:58

    What is considered food that is bad for you is only so if eaten to excess and not in moderation. So I for one will exerciser moderation and not eat more than five of these a day.

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  8. Chuckles3 April 2010 at 11:40

    @Anthisthenes,

    And purely for research purposes of course?

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  9. Anonymous3 April 2010 at 11:45

    Bloody fantastic. Just think of all the stress related premature deaths this will cause amongst the health fascist community.

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  10. Antisthenes3 April 2010 at 12:17

    @Chucles

    No! I love junk food and Yes! I want to see how long I live after which I intend to write a thesis on the subject of non healthy eating.

    I am not sure there is post box where I will be at the time but if so I will post you a copy.

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  11. carbchick3 April 2010 at 12:44

    ah, the low-carb sandwich. Dr Atkins says it's fine. Or at least he would, if he were still with us.

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  12. Middle Seaxe3 April 2010 at 13:29

    I'm gonna give one of these a bash, for sure. I'll do it scientifically, maybe Leg-iron will help me write the report.

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  13. Joe Public3 April 2010 at 16:20

    Have you forgotten? We originally had Wimpy!

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  14. Anonymous3 April 2010 at 17:44

    when are they going to bring this out?
    http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=42

    John Gibson

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  15. Captain Haddock3 April 2010 at 18:31

    Joe Public said...

    "Have you forgotten? We originally had Wimpy" !

    I always thought that they were Septic imports too, eventually becoming UK franchises ..

    Anyway .. Britain invented "fast food" & "take-away" in the form of Fish & Chips ... in the good old days when that was all they sold ..

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  16. Anonymous3 April 2010 at 18:52

    Reminds me of that stupid cunt who ate McDonalds morning, noon and night, then, wait for it, put on weight and got ill, and felt this revalation important enough to make a film about. Which I beleive was critically acclaimed. !!! FFS!!!! ! What did he expect would happen happen?

    He hasnt been heard of since he announced plans to film his next experiement with the bleeding obvious. Apparently he wanted to throw himself of tall building, see what would happen and make a film of it !!

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  17. Captain Haddock3 April 2010 at 19:24

    The miracle of this story is that his efforts weren't funded by the feckin' Arts Council ..

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  18. Lord T3 April 2010 at 20:50

    What would finish it off would be to put it in a bun....

    Mmmmmm. Bacon....

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  19. Anonymous3 April 2010 at 21:53

    These should be on the enu at Downing Street, every day, several times a day-on expenses.

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  20. John Demetriou3 April 2010 at 22:48

    Trust CF to blog about junk food. Lose some weight y'fat fucker.

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  21. John Pickworth6 April 2010 at 01:26

    Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?

    Yes. Yes it is ;-)

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