There are no babies in the CF household - at least not as far as CF is aware. All the former babies have grown into drunken Facebook monkeys.
Mind you, it'd almost be worth bringing another little person into this world, if only to see the look on their little chubby face when you offered them this:
Bacon flavoured baby milk? Genius.
Nom nom nom nom.
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Christ.
Also suitable for Troughing MPs.
ReplyDeleteSells well in Bradford, I hear...
ReplyDeleteBacon flavoured ? .. I bet that will have the righteous frothing at their collective mouths ..
ReplyDeleteBUY IT ANYWAY, QUICKLY
ReplyDeleteWhere does it say it's milk?
ReplyDeleteLooks to me that you just add water and you've got a bacon flavoured baby.
Which is much less hazardous than the alternative method...