tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86525578437134122632012-01-28T09:17:30.827ZThe eclectic and often unreasonable rantings of an angry personConstantly Furioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03010139518958428871noreply@blogger.comBlogger6391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8652557843713412263.post-75638879700190340872011-07-25T19:16:00.001+01:002011-07-25T19:16:38.134+01:00

Apparently, Norge-nutter Anders Breivik didn't just believe in all sorts of c-c-c-crazy shit about 'Monoculture' and driving the darkies into the sea. Oh no. According to the Evening Standard, in his bizarre rants he also .."..praised Top Gear Presenter and Sunday Times Columnist Jeremy Clarkson."Oh, Jez, how must you feel? Oh, the confusion; the mixed emotions. Where to begin?..

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While CF doesn't begrudge anyone a bit of good old fashioned luck, there was a surge of rage when he read the story of the couple from Largs in Ayrshire, named as the winners of the £161m Euromillions jackpot. Lucky, lucky guys, eh?So, what were they doing before this unimaginable wealth?The Weirs have both had serious health conditions in recent years and have not been able to work. Colin, 64,

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Gordon Brown turns up, after having been completely fucking absent for weeks, at the climax of some enormous crisis. Even though he's been intimately involved, for a long time, he denies all knowledge, and blames absolutely everyone other than himself. He lists a number of claimed achievements, half of which are made up, the other half trivial and irrelevant. He uses the opportunity,

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Well, that didn't take long, did it? Gordon Brown reappears in our lives, tells a massive porky pie, and within hours we find out it was all utter bollocks. Well, what a surprise. How utterly fucking astonishing. All morning we heard about the Broons had been so cruelly treated, by "criminals" who "stole" their sons medical records so that the Sun could publish them. They were "furious", they

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So, this blog's absolutely favourite person is back in the news, after a very, very long and entirely undeserved holiday at our expenses. Yes, it's Gordon McBroon, folks. He's - and his gimlet-eyed puppet-mistress wife - are bleating about something that happened in 2006. Admittedly, it was something pretty fucking grim. News International's army of bribers and bin-grubbers found out that their

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Ooohh, the excitement! We're all a-twitter. The News of The World is gone, and - apart from a couple of self-regarding journalists - we all think thats abso-fucking-lutely marvelous. Everyone on twitter thinks that they did it. The morons who repeatedly tweeted companies who have never advertised in the NOTW, ordering them not to .. err .. advertise in the NOTW. Even the insipid bints on

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Oh dear God. CF has already written about the fucking preposterous amount of misplaced sympathy being lavished upon the hacks at the News of The Screws, who - for fucks sake - aren't exactly Ethiopian. And now this: Oh sweet Jesus, is that true? Has the paper that tried for years to turn us into a nation of hysterical, gullible, over-emoting fuckwits actually suceeded, at the last minute

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And you think your friends and relatives are wierd? You won't, when you've read this. A 43-year old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick. What? Pardon? The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog’s semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area

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Oh dear God, you can not escape it. Every bloody paper, every sodding webpage. Weeping faces, people hugging, crowds with heads bowed. Has there been another bombing? Has someone set up some webcams in the Horn of Africa?No, no, this is far more serious than that. Didn't you know? A rich businessman has closed down a small division of his global enterprise, and a fraction of a percentage his

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Hate him or loathe him, you've gotta give the Dirty Digger some credit, eh?At a stroke, he's turned the game around. Snatched yet another victory from the jaws of de thick.He's taken the heat off himself and his pet politicians (yeah, of both colours).He's decontaminated the brand. Yeah, there won't be a News of the World anymore, there'll just be an almost-identical red top, produced by News

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Kate McCann is at it again, gettin' all up in our grill about her uniquely missing daughter.But obviously this time, she's not listened to her retinue of PR people, and as a result she's deployed a rather .. errr ... unfortunate turn of phrase:Families of missing people are put in the "unbearable position" of being "left in the dark", Kate McCann told MPs today.Oh dear. Ouch. I think we can all

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In some ways, it's good to see that Belgium has survived for more than a year without any official government. As one with Libertarian leanings, CF is delighted to have proof so close to hand that a nation can trundle along quite well without a bunch of 'official' troughers. And, as the BBC notes "Belgium is ticking along nicely. Its economy is growing, exports are up, inward foreign investment

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Idly perusing a Spectator editorial a moment ago, CF was stunned by one of the most horrifying statistics he has ever, ever had the misfortune to see: "Britain has more people on welfare than Ireland, Finland and New Zealand have people" For fucks sake. Just read that again. For FUCKS SAKE. How did we come to this? And what the fuck are we going to do about it ? .

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The witterings on the Today programme during CF's drive to work this morning were particularly irritating.Apparently, a bunch of people, rather than making things, or repairing things, or providing goods and services to others, have made it their business to worry about the children. Like a real job, but utterly pointless. Anyway, these people have become worried that the children - won't

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Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Just check out this picture. Saint Obama, Mrs. Saint Obama and the terrible, terrible Dominique Strauss-Kahn; you know, 'DSK' to his friends and the tabloids. So, wassup here?  Look at the expressions. Look at St. O's restraining hand. Look at Mrs O's strained grin. I think we all know wassup here... (oh, by the way, hat tip to the First Post)

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So, the 12 year old supposed-to-be-gay boy didn't win Bacon-Lettuce-and-Tomato? Huh? So why did the secret squirrel tell us he was going to? Was it that the whistleblower was wrong, that the contest really is wide open and we can each have our say? Or maybe, maybe, the littlest gayer was going to win, but because someone pointed out Sir Simon had fixed it he had to fix it the other way so that

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The open letter below was put up on the Interwebs a couple of days ago, but the worlds most powerful man, Simon Cowell has had the original removed. Read it below. This is probably an elaborate hoax, but equally probably contains several very accurate allegations. BGT fixed? Are you surprised? CF isn't. BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT and the RONAN PARKE CONNECTION "For reasons which will become

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The face of evil It seems pretty well impossible to open a paper, listen to the radio or fire up a browser without being subjected to a seemingly endless torrent of crap about the ridiculously named Sepp Blatter. The world stands aghast at the horrors he hath wrought, apparently. WHY, for fucks sake? Has he murdered thousands of rebels, leaving children parentless and wives mourning? Well, no

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CF wrote this, below, nearly 2 years ago. In all the furore and prurient reportage around the death of Baby P, it's all too easy to forget that others have suffered too. That's right - many of the people associated with this case have had their careers blighted and their reputations damaged; some have even lost their jobs. There's the doctor, Sabah Al-Zayyat, scapegoated and dismissed; and all

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So, Mr Bean  - sorry, lil' Ed' - sorry, Ed Miliband - has summoned up the courage to crawl from beneath the wreckage of his party's failed 'project' and say a few words today. A few words to future students, who might be wondering where the fuck their beer 'n' kebab ('n' textbook, perhaps) money might be coming from. He gave us all the benefit of his opinions in a little speech, with the

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Twitter is alive! Exciting news floods around the world. “@SkyNewsBreak: Chelsea FC say they have parted company with Carlo Ancelotti” Apparently, a bloke, who is paid more than the national average salary - every fucking month -has just lost his job. What was his job? To 'manage' a group of 19 year old Ferrari-trashers and spit-roasters who are paid more than the national average salary -

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So, that didn't last long. CF returned to the world of blogging yesterday, and the world is - apparently - ending shortly. Talk about shit timing. Anyway, the very least CF can do is to present his readers, old 'n' new, with this simple guide to tomorrow's "rapture":Enjoy, and see y'all up there .....

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CF is moved to blog once more by the vast amounts of sheer fucking idiocy swilling around Ken 'Hushpuppies' Clarke and his rambling nonsense regarding rape yesterday. No sooner was the waffle out of Hushpuppies' stupid mouth than a fucking army of 'victims', relatives of victims, friends of victims and the sort of faux-charidees that hover around anybody who might ever consider themselves a

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Awwww, you guys. The Last Post was supposed to be the last post, but there's no way I'm not going to thank you for all you said yesterday. Over 70 comments, a ton of tweets and a dozen emails, praising, giving positive suggestions, making offers of help and expressing sadness at my departure. Bloody hell. I wasn't seeking sympathy with the last post, and I certainly wasn't fishing for

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I - yeah, let's abandon the third person - have decided to give up, to quit, to call it a day. Why? Well, no one compelling reason. I haven't been 'outed' at work, my wife hasn't threatened to leave me, I'm not standing for Parliament and I haven't had both hands amputated. No, not one big reason, but lots of little 'uns. While this was never anywhere near being a Premier League blog, it was

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Perhaps it's love. It's certainly something pretty fucking odd: CF finds himself in the unlikely, nay, bizarre position of agreeing with that git Alastair Campbell twice in two days. Having already nodded approvingly at Bad Al's views regarding David Law's Gaygate debacle, CF was interested to learn, via John Rentoul, of Campbell's detestation of a man we all detest, would-be King of Next Labour

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It had been widely thought that David Laws was 'outed' as both an expenses trougher and a homosexualist by the Telegraph at the start of the weekend. But CF is in a position to reveal that in fact, the Telegraph had announced poor David's sexual preference - in a not-very-subtle coded message - to a largely disinterested world a long, long time prior to this. As early, in fact, as the 6th of July

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CF takes little or no interest in football himself, but he has just been informed by some excitable people - who have painted their faces white and red for some reason - that 'our' team, the team called Ing-er-Laand, have just completed a heroic victory over the fiendish Japanese team. Judging by their excitement, Japan must be a mighty footballing nation. Perhaps the mightiest. After all, the

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Alastair Campbell is a loathsome human being. He's probably been a major behind-the-scenes player in David Laws' demise - you wouldn't put it past the bastard, would you? However, CF is forced, grudgingly, to admit that Campbell's take on G-g-g-gaygate is not totally, utterly wrong: ".. I feel some personal sympathy for Laws .. but none for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, who both milked the

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Much squealing, wailing and moaning in the Blogosphere and the Twitterverse about poor little David Laws, a man who has plunged from hero to zero in the space of a few hours. There's also a lot of bickering about the rights and wrongs of the whole shambles, dominated by the pink elephant in the room: "is it because he is a gayer?". Of course it fucking isn't. An expenses trougher is an expenses

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There are no babies in the CF household - at least not as far as CF is aware. All the former babies have grown into drunken Facebook monkeys. Mind you, it'd almost be worth bringing another little person into this world, if only to see the look on their little chubby face when you offered them this: Bacon flavoured baby milk? Genius. Nom nom nom nom. .

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Well, well, here's a surprise. Just when we thought the BBC must have run out of ways to bore and infuriate us, they find another. Apparently, the BBC have decided that they don't gouge enough money from black 'n' white telly-watching pensioners, or from fifty inch plasma-watching benefit claimants, to pay both Jonathan Ross and Chris Evans the tens of millions they so richly deserve. No. They

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The last Labour government were often accused of building a gigantic welfare state, creating vast armies of dependents, but until they were hounded from office, and someone else could go through the books, we didn't know to what extent. Well, we do now, and guess what? It's to a fucking huge extent. According to a report from the Department for Work and Pensions, over 50,000 households were

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Even the most ardent supporter of Libertarian principles must admit that sometimes - just sometimes - some Libertarians can possibly, perhaps, maybe come across a bit like this: Perhaps...

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As our New Coalition Overlords (copyright The Devil) struggle to get to grips with the gigantic mess left by Wrecker Brown and his merry band of wastrels, they discover endless examples of waste and inefficiency. And the National Audit Office, the government spending watchdog, has just sunk its teeth into another one. The Quango 'Sport England' - aren't you irritated already? Don't you just

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CF's middle daughter, CFette #2, took her Chemistry GCSE today. Naturally, she was asked by her proud Daddy how she'd got got on, and what the paper had contained. And what a revelation that was. One of the early questions was as follows (concentrate - here comes the Science bit):  What fluid is used in the home for drinking and washing? The possible answers - yes, of course this was multiple

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With The Times going pay-per-view, and many journalists considering blogging as an additional sideline, it's useful to know how to write about international events, particularly crises, in a concise and readable manner. Step forward Alan Beattie, who has written a piece of reportage that makes vital reading for us all. Here it is, (minus a couple of Americanisms): "By reporters everywhere An

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Some promising ideas in Mrs Queen's speech yesterday, not least those leading to the 'rolling back' of the Nanny State. Bye Nanny! Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, will you? But let's not get too excited about that just yet. There's a bigger elephant in the room, or more actually, there are PIGS in the room. What about the euro crisis? what about the E-word? What about Europe?

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The House was crammed for the Queen's speech today. MP's of every affiliation poured in, some sitting on unfamiliar benches, some sitting on the green leather for the very first time. But, as Subrosa points out, there was one noticeable absentee: the Dishonourable Member for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, better known as former Prime Minister Gordon McBroon. Now, if there was one thing Gordon

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The normally dull commute in London King's Cross this morning was marginally enlivened by the appearance of Harry Potter's choice of commute, the Hogwart's express. Now, other than a slighty unhealthy interest in Hermoine Grainger, CF normally has little time for JK Rowling's multi-billion pound merchandising empire, especially since the silly bitch gave a million quid of our kids' pocket money

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When you're only 10 years old, you don't usually have a proper signature. After all, you don't really need one. You can't have a credit card, you can't take out a mortgage, and you can't write a cheque, if even you actually know what one of those soon-to-be-historical items is. But from now on, kiddies, you'd better practice your signature. Go on, get a piece a paper and decide how it's going to

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Two contrasting stories regarding the Militant Snack Vendors of British Airways - seen here exercising their god-given right to wander around in the lovely sunshine on full pay - today. The first, from Socialist Worker is ... errrr ... slightly on the side of the MSV's: "“I’m absolutely disgusted with the management,” said Paul, who had returned from a long-haul flight on Monday morning and

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Today's the day. The day when, regardless of how glorious it might look out of the window, the weather is going to get a lot worse for certain people. Storm clouds are forming, and a chill wind is going to blow through Whitehall, and through the sumptuously appointed offices of Quangos up and down the land. Yes, today's the day that the Boy George Osborne, and his sidekick David Laws, will pick

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We all somehow tolerate oddly-shaped Rod Liddle, the 'voice of everyman'. The bloke who's apparently 'not afraid to say what other blokes are thinking'. Or something. Personally, CF thinks he's a drooling arse, probably struggling to compensate for years of bullying at some god-forsaken primary school in the arse-end of nowhere. Liddle must be highly thought of, or well connected, or something,

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Ah, what a grand day. Top tip: if you live within an hour or so of a seaside resort - Old Hunstanton in CF's case - get out of bed good 'n' early on a Sunday, and race up there while the roads are quiet. CF left Cambridge at 7:15, and was paddling in the warm shallows, while the dogs chased seagulls across an empty beach, by just after 8:30. By the time the nasty grockles were turning up and

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.. we can finally enjoy some good weather. After 13 years of Labour rain, of trade union-induced fog, and authoratarian leftist snow, we're back into the glorious sunshine. No more will Brown and his spin doctors make it rain on a bank holiday, just to piss us off. No more will the biased Met Office promise us a barbecue summer, just to boost Labour in the polls. CF is off to spend the day on

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One of the many ghastly legacies of Labour's 13 years of inept, authoritarian misrule was the decline in our liberties. Nanny is now everywhere, telling us how to behave, and what we should think. She keeps her beady eye on us too: we're the officially the world's number one nation for CCTV. Thanks for that, Labour. But other countries across the world are making an effort to keep up with us.

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Being a man of a certain age, CF still retains fond memories of many of the 'real', proper, original video games. Space Invaders, Asteroids: ohhh, those were the days. To this very day, CF could whup you, and your sorry ass, at the game of Defender.  Can't you just hear the little squeak when the humanoids got picked up? Doesn't your hair stand on end at the sound of the terrifying 'Baiter'

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As we sift through the smoking wreckage of this once-great nation, wondering where our liberties have gone, we can at least take one crumb of comfort. We're still number one at something! Mind you, everyone is, according to David MacCandless, over here. He's built this great diagram, 'International Number Ones' which shows what every nation in the in the world can proudly claim to be 'number one

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Well done, Unite, you self-interested clique of imbeciles. Well done Derek Simpson, you pointless rabble-rouser. Well done you mindless snack-vending sheep. A famous courtroom victory: you've 'won'; you've got your strike. Now you can fully exercise your sacrosanct fucking rights to ruin your employer's business.Go on, teach Willie Walsh a lesson. With a bit of luck, he'll eventually lose his

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The BBC has given the Coalition government's endlessly fascinating antics blanket coverage ever since the two-headed, many-armed beast was born. Even the minor kerfuffle caused by a lot of excitable fragrant rice merchants setting fire to everything and slaying one another seems have been demoted to the bottom of the page on Beeb's news front page. Even the fact that BP are doing the mega-eco

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So prudish German Chancellor Angela Merkel is desperate to ban the slightly saucy-sounding practice of naked short selling. What's all the fuss? What are those excitable Germans on about? Well, it being the exam season, and revision being underway, let's work through an example. Let's imagine we're running a small business, the sole purpose of which is to buy and sell soft fruit. This week,

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The nation - or rather the small part of the nation that is remotely interested in our ultimate fate, in what's going to happen to us over the next five years, rather than TV's 'Strictly Come Out of Here' with Anton Dick - waits with bated breath for the release of the Coalition agreement document - the manifesto of the Blue 'n' Yellow party. In 30 gripping pages, this roller coaster of emotion

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Not really anything to do with the fevered and fascinating world of politics, but have you had your lunch yet? If not, why not consider some of these babies: Yup, your disbelievin' eyes ain't lying: these really are 'Bacon Fruit Cups'. Made to a rare and ingenious recipe, originating with our cousins 'cross the pond. Probably very good for you. But even if not, fuck it: Om nom nom nom nom

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One of the many, many ways in which the last Labour Government demonstrated its complete unsuitability for power, and its total, overriding contempt for us, was in the introduction of thousands - literally, thousands - of new laws and regulations. For 13 years, our freedoms have been steadily eroded, our rights increasingly curtailed, our liberties smashed with a mallet and flushed down the

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They said that there could never be a Labour leader more slippery and duplicitous than Tony Blair. They said that there could never be a party leader whose views would be more widely despised and vilified than the BNP's Nick Griffin. They said that there could never be a Labour leader more partisan, more tribal, more blinded by his hatred of his imagined enemies than Gordon Brown. They were to

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Many Trade Unions, and their militant, anti-everything control-freak leaders absolutely thrive on irregularites, on technicalities and on obscure little gotchas. A kind of hyper-attentive pedantry is the lifeblood of the Unions, making sure they fully exercise every last one of their myriad 'rights', and making sure that the employers are held to every single one of their obligations. What's

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She's back. Everyone's favourite tweeter, blogger and mindless astro-turfer, Bevanite Ellie, has returned to the airwaves.Speaking from the smoking wreckage of an election campaign she launched, she tweeted and she was desperate to succeed, Ellie's in an analytical mood."Each day the Labour Party is out of government is another day the people we should always represent are vulnerable"Yeah? Who

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..and we're only halfway through Monday. But it's highly unlikely that anyone will top Mr Eugenides' righteous fury and frothing rage at our old friend Alistair Darling. Darling's been up to his old tricks, Labour's old tricks: he's told the world that the ConDems are "..running a risk, in what's still a pretty fragile economy, in taking money out of the economy this year" What say you, Mr Eu'?

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As the sunlight pours into the dusty cupboards where the previous Government hid all the bills, invoices and receipts, and we begin to discover the full horror of Labour's 13 years of financial mismanagement, it seems that Things Can Only Get Shitter This mess isn't going to be fixed just by taking some civil servants bonuses away. Even a massive, savage slash at the Public Sector isn't going to

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With the good news from the Twenty20 just in, CF can surely be excused a tiny gloat: "We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten Australia in cricket!! It is completely unbelievable! "We have beaten Australia. Australia, birthplace of giants. Rupert Murdoch, Kerry Packer, Clive James, Cate Blanchett, Paul Hogan, Daniiiii Minogue, Kylie Mingoue --we have beaten

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So, CallMeDave and his multi-coloured gang have rolled their sleeves up, put on some rubber gloves, held their breath and had a good look under the rug and in the back of all the cupboards. And what they have found is, unsurprisingly, a monstrous fucking mess. We all know that Gordon Brown and his laughably inept minions pissed far more money down a variety of drains than we actually had, but

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Even though he's - politically, at least - dead and buried, Gordon Broon continues to do stupid, partisan things from beyond the grave. The latest piece of fuckwittery is his plan to make John 'two jags' Prescott a Lord. A Lord, for fuck's sake. What, the man who livens up his canvassing by punching anti-Labour protestors in the face? The man who claimed the maximum allowable expenses for food

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Awwww. Aren't those Americans sweeeet? Living in such a great big important country, you can get whatever you want, without having to go abroad, but with fries. So why would you need to know Geee-o-graphy? No need at all, really. Which leads to this: At first glance, if you knew only slightly more about the geography than the average American appears to, you might think "Ha! Those fools,

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Annoying git Chris Evans - you know, him off of the radio, him that shagged the bird with the eyebrows off of Doctor Who - has just bought himself a car. Quite an expensive car. A vintage Ferrari, a 1960's 250 GTO, for which Evans has just paid .. wait for it ... twelve million pounds. The BBC is all excited, asking 'How any car can cost that much money?' 'Why are classic cars so valuable?' But

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Much debate this week about the proposed 55% rule, in the media and in the Blogosphere. The majority of commentators are either vehemently against it purely because it was suggested by the Tories (or the Lib Dems) or are enthusiastically for it because it was suggested by the Tories (or the Lib Dems). Everybody is shouting that everybody else either doesn't understand the rule, or does 

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Whining leftie 'commentator' Johann Hari is not happy. We haven't got the Government he wanted. So naturally, he rephrases that from his own blinkered viewpoint: 'This is not what the British people voted for'. Isn't it? Did we all get it wrong, Johann? He tells us what we're missing out on following our foolish, foolish voting, by listing the Labour parties 'true' achievements: "..

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The mix-n-match coalition Cabinet met for the first time today, now that the bulk of the endless photo-ops are over. And their first job - pretty much the only job they should be doing right now - is to start slashing public spending to tackle Broon's toxic legacy, the turd he left on all our doorsteps, the Big Brown Debt Mountain. Some fairly encouraging noises leaked out, via the Evening

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Shocking, yes shocking, news just in. According to research carried out by the Department of the Bleeding Obvious at the University of NoShitSherlock, soldiers who have served on the front line, who have seen action, are more likely to 'abuse alcohol' than those who have not. The research, funded by the MoD - in other words, us - originally set out to discover whether the stress of combat is

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While we were distracted, while we were looking at shares of the vote, and swings, and other such shit. good ol' Apple brought out yet another shiny-shiny. CF found this, wedged up his inbox: Oooh. Isn't is lovely? Can we all have one? So, lets just look at the message, shall we? Magical: really? Can it actually do magic? Can it make Hermione Grainger appear here, now, in this hot-tub? Nah,

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Poor little Peter Mandelson; what is to become of him? His former party have been - in spite of his endless manipulations - been utterly humiliated at the polls. He no longer has a key to number 10. His favourite glove puppet, Gordon Broon, has gone - taking the little hands of his not-props-children and marching off into the sunset. All because those naughty Lib Dems talked with him for a

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Much rejoicing across the nation as CallMeDave and the lil' Dutch boy finally stich up an alliance, and Gollum Brown finlly topples into the fires of humiliation. Now the Alliance can undo all the damage done by the Horde. But let's not get overexcited. Basically, the emergency services have finally arrived at the scene of the horrendous car crash that was the 13 year NuLabour experiment, and

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Image doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Superficialities are totally, utterly unimportant. Really. So, how do you feel when you look at this picture? What about this one? Really, image doesn't matter. At all. Don't let it influence you. Don't let it make you feel better about the future, faintly hopeful, slightly positive. That would be foolish, right? (especially for Boaty & D: they

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As you might expect, grinning perma-tanned war criminal Tony B-Liar has joined the enormous queue of imbeciles heaping totally insincere praise upon the oddly-shaped head of former (oooh, that feels good - former, former, former) Prime Minister, Gordon Brown: "I pay tribute to the dignity, courage and leadership he has shown in these last few days and to the quite extraordinary service he has

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Her Maj' welcomes our new shiny, opportunistic optimistic leader. And doesn't she looked chuffed? Mind you, if you'd had to put up with the grinning B-Liar, followed by the gurning McDoom, for 13 looong years then you'd be pretty fucking cheerful too, wouldn't you? .

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... taken so, so very long to shoot himself - and his party - in the foot? So, Cleggy, your talks with Labour and the hilarious Rainbow Coalition are over. Done. "Have not and will not reach any positive conclusion.." And your talks with the Tories, lil' Nick? Well the Tory leader says he's "..in the dark". So, who are you talking to now? Anyone? Or have you managed to snatch ignominious

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Oh, this is just unbelievable; unbe-fucking-leivable. How in the name of Christ did we come to this? What a stupendous feast of fucking arse; what a banquet of fuckwittery. What kind of an advert is this for our political system?  For our politicians? For our democracy? The Mother of all Parliaments? Yeah, right. How can a party that won the largest share of the popular vote, and the largest

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It was always too much to expect that the Tories and the Lib Dems would proceed smoothly to any kind of agreement. Cleggy himself may be a smooth, power-hungry public schoolboy, but behind him is the same old rabble of whining, hand-wringing beardies, who will never, ever, not in a fucking month of Sundays be able to work with inhabitants of the real world. As Charlotte Gore points out, the

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Now here's a day we thought would never come. A day that should have come years ago. It shouldn't feel good to see a man's career end, but in this case, CF is more than willing to make an exception. Just think, if his party had had the guts to make this happen months ago, we'd probably be reluctantly settling down to a fourth Labour term. But he didn't, and as a result, his party will now tear

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With much excitement in the air about the brave new world of PR that we may - or may not - or might - or might not - be about to enter, it's worth looking at how this exciting, vibrant method of voting works in other countries. How about Australia, for example? They use preferential voting, in various forms, for all federal and state and territory elections. How does it work out for them? Well,

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Right, Mr Clegg. You've had your talks; talks with CallMeDave, talks with your backbenchers, talks with ol' man Cable, with Paddy Pantsdown, and doubtless with the luscious Miriam. And your party colleagues have been holed up with top Tories in non-smoke-filled rooms for the last 72 hours, popping out only to declare endless declarations of mutual love to the press. You've also, by your part

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Someone out there is dead against a Lib-Con coalition. He really doesn't want it to happen. This person pompously tells us: "The big choice is for Nick Clegg - is he leader of a progressive party or does he get into bed with the heirs to Mrs Thatcher?" 'Mrs Thatcher'? Using the former leader's name as a dire warning, a dog whistle? Oh dear, that sounds like a bit like one of those Trades Union

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As we rummage through the debris of the General Election, trying to work if absolutely everybody or absolutely nobody actually won, some disturbing statistics appear. How about these? In Wales, the Labour Party got 531 thousand votes which won them 26 seats. The Conservative party got 382 thousand votes - 7 for every 10 Labour got. For that, they got 8 seats. What? How does that work? But wait

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While our various wannabe PM's circle each other nervously, and the media work themselves in a frenzy, what are our friends over in Europe up to? Why, they're up to their usual tricks: helping themselves to our fucking money. The Euro is in crisis, thanks to the profligate, retire-at-45-on-a-full-pension Greeks. José Manuel Barroso, the European Commission President said: “We will defend the

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Gordon Brown is probably having the worst time of his life right now. Rejected by millions, humiliated by the electorate. The man's not happy. And now, according to the rumour flying around the Twittersphere, Gordo' has "left Downing Street and is headed for Scotland". What the fuck? Why now? We're all told endlessly by apologists that he's only staying as PM because it's his 'constitutional'

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For the first time in many years, a General Election has ended not in the sun-drenched coronation of another grinning chancer, but in chaos, confusion and rumour. We've got the Prime Minister, comprehensively rejected by the nation, still sitting in Downing Street. We've got the Leader of a small party, a party which gained fewer seats than in the last election, and holds about 9% of the total

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If Cameron can keep his nerve, realise he's in the strongest position, tell the crustier members of his party to shut the fuck up and give Cleggy a good hard stare over the top of his playing cards .. And if Clegg can ignore the more outlandish elements of his party, admit to himself that he's fucked up, that the Lib Dems are a long way from a real 3rd party at the moment, and gratefully grab a

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Pathetic that although the Labour party have been handed a humiliating defeat, losing seat after seat after seat to massive swings, they should be able to completely fucking ignore our message and plan to just carry on in Government, deaf to the views of the nation. Pathetic that the Lib Dems, who rose to fame after a good performance on a television programme, yet who look like ending up with

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In a world gone mad - as they say in the movie trailers - and in a land where the old rules don't apply, one Lib Dem has broken with the trend. In a general election where the Clegg bubble has burst dramatically ('Where's your bubble gone? Where's your bubble gone?), virtually all swings are either Lab. to Con., or Lib Dem to Con. Congratulations, then, to Sebastian Kindersley for this: Yes

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You cheeky boy... .

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Look, this shit is not hard. Really: Are we so fucked as a nation that we can't even follow through, fairly and fully, a process that is completely described in 5 fucking sentences? Is everyone so stupid that we can't ... oh fuck it, of course we are. (tip of the Hat to Malcolm Coles, via Twitter)

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Be afraid. Be very afraid. The snake is stirring. Questioned on the exit poll of a few minutes ago, Mandy silkily implied that his party - and we all know, it really is his party - would be "happy" to talk to the Boy Clegg about a joint venture, about PR and about stepping into his lair. And CF has talked about this before. If the exit poll is proved right, and Mandy gets his way, then a

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Gordon Brown and his army of advisors, spin doctors and sleaze merchants must be absolutely disgusted with their bad luck. Just as their campaign - and Labour's time in Goverment - draws to an ignominious end, there's finally some good news from the empire. Rockhopper Exploration oil and gas exploration company, down there in the Falklands, says it is.. "..pleased to announce that well 14/10

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Is there time to point out one last bit of hypocrisy from Gordo' McBroon before he disappears from our lives? Well of course there is. Always a pleasure. So, Broon, speaking on the radio yesterday, began to rehearse his excuses for what will - hopefully - be a humiliating defeat. Apparently, its not our fault we're not voting for him - it's everybody else's. Like for example, those

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Many people think that our Special Relationship with America is over. That after Tony Blair was forced to get off of his knees and stop fellating George Dubya, the USA zipped up its 'pants' and turned its great fat back on us. That after Gordon Brown chased Saint Obama all over the Whitehouse, begging "just a kiss, oh go on, juat a kiss", they thought just a little bit less of us. But no.

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Tomorrow's your chance to vote. CF will spare you all the sanctimonious guff about not wasting your franchise - you already know all that, and you'll make up your own mind. You'll make up your own mind on how to vote too - you'll get no direction, no advice, here. So, spoil your ballot paper if you fancy - just don't delude yourself that anyone will notice. It's a bit of paper with a cock drawn

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Kevin Maguire, writing yet another tediously tendentious piece for the Daily Mirror, appears to have gone for the final push a little early. With 24 hours left, he's already banged out his dramatic 'here's what you must do' advice to an admiring public. The piece is entitled 'Lib Dem's Stinking Laundry' , which immediately illustrates the whirling confusion in Maguire's tiny, raging mind: the

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As we get closer and closer to the final countdown, everybody - but everybody - has a view on who we should (and, more often, shouldn't) be voting for. Justin McKeating over at Chicken Yoghurt has just posted one of the best pieces CF has seen for a long, long time, on why we shouldn't vote for more of the same, more of Gordon Brown. Over to Justin: "The trouble is, you can spend so much of

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As regular readers know, CF has long been a critic of Gordon 'oh-dear-god-he's-fucked-the-country-up-beyond-repair' Brown, as his wife probably calls him. We all hope that - in spite of the desperate, last minute attempts to hold on to power, and the blatant vote rigging by Broon and the Labour party - we'll not have to look upon his gurning face after Thursday night. But still, no need to stop

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Only hours left until we shuffle down to what probably used to be a Primary School and is now an empty, largely pointless building, used twice a year, to exercise our franchise and cast our votes. And as we count down, the sense of desperation in what we sincerely hope is the outgoing government is growing. How can they claw back enough seats to cling to power? How can they prevent the eevil

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