Message to the Aussies..
"We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten Australia in cricket!! It is completely unbelievable!
"We have beaten Australia. Australia, birthplace of giants. Rupert Murdoch, Kerry Packer, Clive James, Cate Blanchett, Paul Hogan, Daniiiii Minogue, Kylie Mingoue --we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Kylie Minogue can you hear me?"
"Kylie Minogue, I have a message for you. I have a message for you: We have knocked Australia out of the Cricket World Cup. Dame Edna, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
Well done the England (and yes, it really is England, not Britain, the UK or any other bullshit) boys.
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