As he said just two days ago, CF was under the impression that, once a General Election campaign was officially underway, news organisations such as the BBC were required to be scrupulously neutral and even handed.

So how, BBC, two days into the election campaign, do you explain this? This is the main story on the main news page of the BBC's website. Right at the top, right in the middle:

See that? Tory plans built on myth. No quotes around it. No "Brown thinks.." before it, or "Labour alleges". Just a bald statement of supposed fact. And, in the smaller print, "Gordon Brown tells..". Not 'feels..', 'believes..', oh no. 'Tells'. Because it's the truth, everybody. Gordon tells us so.

So, there you have it. That's the news folks; it's fact, it's official : Tory plans built on myth.

What the fuck?

We fucking pay for this shit, you bastards. We don't want to, but it's illegal for us not to.

We pay your salaries, BBC, we pay for your web servers, we pay for the whole fucking lot. And you use it to force your Labour lovin' views into our faces.

Fuck you, and fuck your propaganda, Auntie.

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CF was under the impression that, once a General Election campaign was officially underway, news organisations such as the BBC were required to be scrupulously neutral and even handed.

Compare and contrast the two news texts CF received this morning. Firstly, from Sky News:

And secondly, from Auntie Beeb, the BBC:

Subtly different? No, not really. Completely different.

One tells us the news. The other tells us the same news, prefaced with a little message from Gordo', our beloved leader.

Thanks, Auntie...


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As CF listens to Badger's Budget with mounting disbelief, he's also surfing the interwebs for news.

Here's what the unbiased, paid-for-by-you, politically neutral BBC have as their headline:

And it's a safe bet that most of the bastards at the BEEB wish the apostrophes were even smaller and less obvious.

Tell us what to think, Auntie!

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