Oh dear, Gordon
Oh Gordon, Gordon, Gordon. What the fuck have you done?
Well, what you've done is show millions and millions of people - millions of voters - what you're really like. What lies behind the distorted, fake smile.
Today, as part of Gordo's 'I'm-not-really-scared-of-the-public' initiative, a random pensioner was wheeled on, to touch the hem of our saviour.
But Gillian Duffy - 'I'm 66, you know' - was not 'on message'. Oh no. She had the temerity to challenge McBroon on a number of issues, including immigration and crime.
McDoom nodded, smiled, and pretended to listen. As he bolted for the safety of his carers and his car, Gordon kept on smarming: "Very nice to meet you, very nice to meet you."
But as soon as he was in the car, not realising he still had a microphone pinned to his shirt, he said what he really thought:
For years, many of us have been saying that Broon is a twisted, bitter, blinkered zealot, so obsessed with his own goals and 'val-yews' that he will trample, smear, ignore or traduce anyone who stands in his way.
So, now the real McBroon is laid bare. A man who is not fit for any office, for any responsibility, let alone that of Prime Minister.
CF has little to add, other than..
We fucking told you so.
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Well, what you've done is show millions and millions of people - millions of voters - what you're really like. What lies behind the distorted, fake smile.
Today, as part of Gordo's 'I'm-not-really-scared-of-the-public' initiative, a random pensioner was wheeled on, to touch the hem of our saviour.
But Gillian Duffy - 'I'm 66, you know' - was not 'on message'. Oh no. She had the temerity to challenge McBroon on a number of issues, including immigration and crime.
McDoom nodded, smiled, and pretended to listen. As he bolted for the safety of his carers and his car, Gordon kept on smarming: "Very nice to meet you, very nice to meet you."
But as soon as he was in the car, not realising he still had a microphone pinned to his shirt, he said what he really thought:
"That was a disaster - they should never have put me with that woman. Whose idea was that? It's just ridiculous ... She's just a sort of bigoted woman ... I mean it's just ridiculous. I don't know why Sue brought her up towards me."
For years, many of us have been saying that Broon is a twisted, bitter, blinkered zealot, so obsessed with his own goals and 'val-yews' that he will trample, smear, ignore or traduce anyone who stands in his way.
Even official BBC lickspittle, Nick Robinson, says:
"For those of us that have known Gordon Brown for many years, what we have just seen is no huge surprise I have to say."
So, now the real McBroon is laid bare. A man who is not fit for any office, for any responsibility, let alone that of Prime Minister.
CF has little to add, other than..
We fucking told you so.
.