Guido Fawkes, Tory spin doctor
Guido Fawke's latest 'breaking', it-must-be-exciting-its-got-plus-signs-around-it news is that ++ Ed Balls Went to Eton for a Term +++
Fucking hellski, as certain party leaders might say. Did he really? That pretty much fucks the Labour 'toffs' attack line, doesn't it?
Well, hmmm, hang on a second. Has the news just broken that Ed Balls 'went to' Eton? No and no.
It hasn't just broken - this story was in The Times eighteen months ago, in June 2008. Not exactly 'breaking', eh?
And did he? Did he? Ooohh say he did. Did he? Did Ed Balls go to Eton?
Well, not really. What did Ed admit, mid-last fucking year?
Now, Ed Balls is a loathsome git, and the Labour 'toff' policy is fucking pathetic and risible. But you know what? Guido's attempt is even worse.
Guido claims his blog is 'Libertarian' and that it will be just as critical of the Tories when they're in power.
A blog which is running this feeble, past-its-sell-by-date, distorted piece of Tory spin is not a Tory supporting blog? A blog which features podcast made by a man who's moniker is .. errr ... 'Tory Bear'?
A Libertarian?
A fucking hatful of crap.
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Fucking hellski, as certain party leaders might say. Did he really? That pretty much fucks the Labour 'toffs' attack line, doesn't it?
Well, hmmm, hang on a second. Has the news just broken that Ed Balls 'went to' Eton? No and no.
It hasn't just broken - this story was in The Times eighteen months ago, in June 2008. Not exactly 'breaking', eh?
And did he? Did he? Ooohh say he did. Did he? Did Ed Balls go to Eton?
Well, not really. What did Ed admit, mid-last fucking year?
"While my father was at the University of East Anglia he did a swap with a teacher at Eton ..For one term a master went to Norwich and we went to Eton
"I didn’t go to the school itself but another local [primary] one just for that term"
Now, Ed Balls is a loathsome git, and the Labour 'toff' policy is fucking pathetic and risible. But you know what? Guido's attempt is even worse.
Guido claims his blog is 'Libertarian' and that it will be just as critical of the Tories when they're in power.
A blog which is running this feeble, past-its-sell-by-date, distorted piece of Tory spin is not a Tory supporting blog? A blog which features podcast made by a man who's moniker is .. errr ... 'Tory Bear'?
A Libertarian?
A fucking hatful of crap.
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