News is breaking. Good news. News that one of the most irritating women on the surface of the planet is finally going to get her come-uppance.

Yes, Harriet 'Hattie' Harperson is having her collar felt.

Back in July, she drove into a parked car, whilst - wait for it - talking on her mobile 'phone.

Now that's fucking priceless.And, of course, a blow for feminists everywhere.

As CF said at the time

"Imagine if the makers of some crappy comedy programme on Channel 4 had dared to show a woman driver so busy nattering on her mobile 'phone that she drove straight into a stationary vehicle.

"There would have been an immediate feminist Twitter-mob, outraged at the defamation, followed by a statement from Hatty expressing her disgust at the outrageous sexist bias shown by the programme makers; followed, probably, by one of the producers of the programme being smeared as a kiddie fiddler.

But the stupidity of the crash wasn't the worst of it. Oh no. Having had this little entirely-her-fucking-fault bump, Hattie decided she was too important to hang around with the proles. So, she put the car back into gear, had a quick check in the mirror, and then got the fuck out of there.

As she roared off, she shouted a message for the little people who'd gathered to watch:

"I'm Harriet Harman - you know where you can get hold of me"

But you know what, Ms Harperson? That wasn't legal. You can't actually do that, no matter how terrifically important you think you are. Even if you are deputy Leader of the Labour Party, you're not above the fucking law.

Earlier this year, a police source said:

'If prosecuted and convicted for failing to stop after accident she could face up to six months' imprisonment.."

And now, to universal joy, we hear that she will - against all expectations - be having her day in court.

CF can hardly wait.

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Months and months after the event. Harriet 'Hattie' Harman has finally graciously agreed to spare some of her valuable time to the police, who've been wanting to talk with her about the small matter of a car accident.

Back in July, she drove into a parked car, whilst - wait for it - talking on her mobile 'phone.

Now that's fucking priceless.

Imagine if the makers of some crappy comedy programme on Channel 4 had dared to show a woman driver so busy nattering on her mobile 'phone that she drove straight into a stationary vehicle.

There would have been an immediate feminist Twitter-mob, outraged at the defamation, followed by a statement from Hatty expressing her disgust at the outrageous sexist bias shown by the programme makers, followed, probably, by one of the producers of the programme being smeared as a kiddie fiddler.

But it gets worse. As well as having this cute and ditzy little crash - oooh you silly girl - Harriet then did the one thing you're not supposed to do.

Put the car back into gear, quick check in the mirror, and then got the fuck out of there.

As she roared off, she shouted a message for the little people who'd gathered to watch:

"I'm Harriet Harman - you know where you can get hold of me"

But you know what, Ms Harperson? That's not legal. You can't actually do that, no matter how terrifically important you think you are. Even if you are deputy Leader of the Labour Party, you're not above the fucking law.

And as Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, the silly bitch doesn't even need to be driving while on the phone - we already pay for her fucking chauffeur-driven car - so what the fuck was she doing driving herself, with apparently urgent phone calls to make?


Earlier this year, a police source said:

'If prosecuted and convicted for failing to stop after accident she could face up to six months' imprisonment.."

Yeah, right.  Like that's going to fucking happen. Much as CF would love to see Hatty H. behind bars, it'll be a cold day in hell before an MP even has to pay a fucking parking ticket.

Just as with every other occasion these fucking odious MP's have broken the law, this shit won't stick.


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