Constantly Furious

We all know why Gordon Brown went to France today, and it wasn't to pay his respects to the fallen.

No, as with everything our unelected PM does, it was for his own advantage. A nice, juicy photo-op with the man he loves.

A chance to take the witless public's mind off the utter catastrophe that is unfolding in poor old Blighty.

But, the curse of Jonah Brown is always there. He can't not fuck up everything he touches.

So, in spite of taking out the traditional onion and reading a speech doubtless written by someone else, he still manages to give himself away here:

Obama beach? What a huge Freudian slip, you tosser.

No wonder they're booing you.