SoWhoCare?

Twitter is alive! Exciting news floods around the world.

“@SkyNewsBreak: Chelsea FC say they have parted company with Carlo Ancelotti”

Apparently, a bloke, who is paid more than the national average salary - every fucking month -has just lost his job.

What was his job? To 'manage' a group of 19 year old Ferrari-trashers and spit-roasters who are paid more than the national average salary - every fucking week - to kick an inflated leather bag around a field.

Anyway, this bloke has fallen out with his boss, a Russian mafioso who spends more than the national average salary - every fucking day - on running his yachts, helicopters and globally distributed mansions.

And why? Because another bunch of 19 year olds kicked the ball about a teeny bit better, and got marginally more 'points' for doing so.

Even though both bunches of 19 year olds were watched by tens of thousands of people every week, who'd handed over the price of a week's careful shopping for the privilege, often while wearing a brightly coloured shirt that cost the price of a weekend worth of eating out.

Even though both bunches gained their owners literally millions of pounds every month from television companies, who charge their customer tens of pounds every month to watch from afar.

And you think Bankers bonuses are 'obscene', do you?

For fucks' sake...



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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rip into em

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Oh football is too funny - rich foreign cnuts trying to extract as much cash as possible from slope browed Neanderthals.

Go to a Premier League game - any of the so-called big teams will be fine. The players are almost universally stupid but they are nothing compared to the mongs in the stands and watching on Sky who are funding all this bullshit

Anonymous said...

Ah, the good old middle class 'footballers and football fans are oiks' argument. Original.

Constantly Furious said...

"Ah, the good old middle class 'footballers and football fans are oiks' argument. Original."

Ah, the snide, trite comment, from behind the cowardly cloak of anonymity. Original.

Jack said...

Not obscene,just insane.
Football taps into the same fertile ground in the human psyche as does religion.
Cannot see too much harm in it, except what it may be doing to the ambitions of our young men.
Better football than religion or Global Warming Alarmism.