Jeez, what a heaving, writhing, monstrous fucking mess. What a brass-bound, ocean-going clusterfuck. What a festival of arse.
See the politicians, the media and the bien pensants floundering, utterly astonished that we didn't do what they told us to.
See Facebook and Twitter going into meltdown, with thousands of "terrified" people having "the worst day of my life".
To paraphrase Batman: "Somewhere, stupidity is happening".
One feels, dear reader, the need to put virtual pen to virtual paper over the coming weeks. Repeatedly.
Watch this space...