Oh, the rapier-like wit..
Last night, as Brown stumbled and mumbled through his carefully crafted soundbites, one that he did remember, through the haze of strong medication, was the claim that CallMeDave Cameron favours "a big society at home, but Little Britain abroad".
Proof that this little nugget was pre-cooked came within seconds, when this oh-so-hilarious poster was released from the Labour bunker:
Oh, our poor, aching sides. However, not to be out-done, the other group of Oscar Wildes over in CCHQ wittily riposted with their own effort:
Oh! With this wit, this satire, you're spoiling us. Such a banquet of levity! Please, stop with the jokes.
No, really.
(tip of the hat to the Staggers, who unsurprisingly interpret the exchange entirely differently)
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