Confused?

So, the 12 year old supposed-to-be-gay boy didn't win Bacon-Lettuce-and-Tomato? Huh? So why did the secret squirrel tell us he was going to?

Was it that the whistleblower was wrong, that the contest really is wide open and we can each have our say?

Or maybe, maybe, the littlest gayer was going to win, but because someone pointed out Sir Simon had fixed it he had to fix it the other way so that we wouldn't know he'd fixed it?

No, wait, hang on...

Nobody gives a flying fuck.



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2 comments:

Akvavitix said...

"Nobody gives a flying fuck"

Yip! Ya got there in the end CF!

JuliaM said...

Ah, but look at the publicity it got! Imagine how many people tuned in who normally wouldn't?

I wonder if the anonymong was Simon Cowell himself!