5 more lies : 5 more years?
Broon has deigned to give an exclusive interview to those handwringing ponces over at the Guardian, in which he outlines Labour's 5 election pledges.
There seems to be a 'bonus' pledge too, about not getting rid of Alistair 'Badger' Darling, but we'll have to wait to see what Blinky Balls thinks of that, won't we?
The lucky reporters treated to all of this had their heads wedged so far up Gordo's arse that you can barely hear what they're saying, but the little card is faithfully reproduced by the Graun' and here. Ready for the pledges?
- Secure the recovery
- Raise Family Living Standards
- Build a high tech economy
- Protect frontline services
- Strengthen fairness in communities
That's it, is it? After 13 fucking years, you want 5 more, to do that, do you Gordo'?
And what in the name of fuckwittery do you mean by 'strengthen fairness in communites'? Did you just think of some words we might like and stick them together? 'improving kindness in welfare'; 'allowing generous chocolate nurses'? What the fuck?
And as for the rest, well, no-one could disagree that you should 'raise family living standards' and 'secure the economy'. It's just that you and your fucking hopeless little chums have just spent the last 13 years proving that you are completely fucking incapable of doing either of those things.
Oh, for fucks sake. Well, CF doesn't even need to sum up, as evil Tory Theresa May has done it for him:
"How can five more years of him possibly be the answer to the challenges facing this country?"
Well, exactly.
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