Mike Smithson over at politicalbetting.com calls it a 'remarkable comeback'. The Labour share of the vote is up to 34%. And, under the bizarre electoral system we enjoy, that means that Labour will somehow, eventually, win the election.
Yes, Labour will remain in Government. Gordon Brown will continue to be Prime Minister. Ed Balls will become Chancellor, for fucks sake. We will be governed by the Unite-puppet Labour party for 5 more years.
What. The. Fuck?
Who are you, you 34% who are going to vote Labour? What the fuck is going on in your heads?
Do you really, really want this bunch of fuckwits to continue their inept reign over us?
Would you enjoy further increases in the already fucking enormous tax burden that that has been steadily loaded onto those that actually work?
Do you want to see a continued growth in the numbers that don't actually work, and sit on their fat arses all day watching televisions that we paid for?
Do you believe that after 13 fucking years of fucking up everything they touched, this Government will somehow get a new lease of life after the election and actually start to make everything - anything - better?
Would you like to see even more taxpayer-funded demonisation and denormalisation of smokers, drinkers, eaters of food and drivers of cars?
Do you want 5 more years of McBroon lying and gurning and stammering in the House of Commons?
Would you like to see the Lord High Mandleson grow even more powerful, and end up running every single fucking government department whilst not actually being allowed to attend Parliament?
Because if you do stagger down to the polling station and put an 'x' next to the Labour candidate, you'll be getting - and giving the rest of us - all that and a whole lot fucking more.
You don't need to vote for CallMeDave and the Tories. Vote for the fucking Monster Raving Loonies; vote for Esther Rantzen; vote for the BNP; vote LibDems if you must.
You just need to not vote for Labour, for 5 more years of Gordon.
Look, guys, we're getting a bit too close to comfort to the election for this to be funny any more.
Stop fucking around.