Is there time to point out one last bit of hypocrisy from Gordo' McBroon before he disappears from our lives? Well of course there is. Always a pleasure.

So, Broon, speaking on the radio yesterday, began to rehearse his excuses for what will - hopefully - be a humiliating defeat. Apparently, its not our fault we're not voting for him - it's everybody else's.

Like for example, those politically-minded celebrities who tell us how we should vote. Gordie said angrily:

“This isn’t an election about what one or two celebrities think. It’s about what the people think .. People are worried about bigger issues than which celebrity is doing what.”

What? What the fuck?

This is the man, and the party, who trotted out failed old tranny comedian Eddie Izzard to make a Party Election Broadcast, to say how very marvellous Labour were, and to put on a funny voice and warn us against the evil Tories?

It's also the man, and the party, who got 'wish-I-could-have-been-a-real-soldier' luvvie Ross Kemp to bang on and on about how marvellous Labour were in another PEB.

What the fuck are Messrs Izzard and Kemp, Gordo? They may be Z-list, but they're both celebrities, you gurning fuckwit. Mind you, you're quite right, this election is definitely not about what those two idiots think.

McBroon also bemoaned the fact that, in spite of 13 years of Labour education policy, many people in the country are still able to read, and in spite of his comprehensive wrecking of the economoy, many people still have a television. So we're being influenced by the media too: Broon's frustrated at the..

“..newspapers, newspaper proprietors, a few television pundits .. who have tried to decide the election before people had voted."

"But this isn’t an election to be decided by .. media people. It’s the people’s election"

Oh yeah, Gordon? Why then the unbelievably pathetic attempts by Kevin Maguire of The Mirror to big you up and rubbish the eevil Tories? Why do the BBC frequently report your biased statements and spin as if they were fact, Gordon?


So, you're fucked Gordon, you're headed down the pan, and it's because we choose to believe celebrities, and we choose to believe the media, eh?

Thank fuck we stopped believing you, Broon, years ago.

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Gordon Brown, our beloved unelected leader, wants us to know that he intends to be with us for a long time yet.

He informed a grateful nation yesterday that, if - or 'when' in his tiny, deluded mind - Labour win the next election, he will be very glad to serve a full term as Prime Minister.

Given the Labour party's total fucking inability to get rid of him, much as they loathe him, over recent months, we have no choice but to believe him.

But all of this Brownian grandstanding comes against a background of further evidence in the weekend's press that Broon is ... err .. a complete fucking nutter., and utterly unable to do the job.

Peter Watt, former Labour party general secretary, had the chance to observe the patient for some years, and confirms that the PM is, to use the official term, several sandwiches short of a picnic.

Apparently, under McDoom's stewardship:

"Downing Street was a shambles. There was no vision, no strategy, no co-ordination. It was completely dysfunctional.

Watt has backed calls for the Prime Minister to be replaced, saying he lacks "emotional intelligence" and was disliked by even some of his closest Cabinet allies. For fuck's sake. If only one of them had grown a pair, eh?

And Brown simply isn't the towering genius that blinkered NuLab activists would have us believe. According to Watt, he's more like Mr Bean.

"I imagined there was some grand plan, tucked away in a drawer. But if any such document existed, nobody seemed to know about it. Gordon was simply making it up as he went along."

We know, Peter, we fucking know. Most of us have known - or at least suspected - all of this for a long, long time. The man's an idiot.

In spite of that, most recent polls show that fully 30% of the population intend to vote for Labour at the next election. Thirty fucking percent. Dear God.

And given Gordo's statement yesterday - that he would carry on for a full term as PM if Labour won - those people are voting for the one-eyed son of the Manse to stay in number 10 for five more years.

30% of the country want 5 more years of Gordon? Of this?

What. The. Fuck?

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Are you listening, Gordon? Are you listening, Lord Mandy? What about you, Blinky Balls? Is anybody in the Labour party listening?

Once again, the electorate have handed you a thumping defeat. They really, really dislike you and everything you do. There's no other way of telling you, so we keep doing this.

Please, for fucks' sake, listen: not to your own spinners, or to the supine press, but to us.

Get the message: get the fuck out.



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