He informed a grateful nation yesterday that, if - or 'when' in his tiny, deluded mind - Labour win the next election, he will be very glad to serve a full term as Prime Minister.
Given the Labour party's total fucking inability to get rid of him, much as they loathe him, over recent months, we have no choice but to believe him.
But all of this Brownian grandstanding comes against a background of further evidence in the weekend's press that Broon is ... err .. a complete fucking nutter., and utterly unable to do the job.
Peter Watt, former Labour party general secretary, had the chance to observe the patient for some years, and confirms that the PM is, to use the official term, several sandwiches short of a picnic.
Apparently, under McDoom's stewardship:
"Downing Street was a shambles. There was no vision, no strategy, no co-ordination. It was completely dysfunctional.
Watt has backed calls for the Prime Minister to be replaced, saying he lacks "emotional intelligence" and was disliked by even some of his closest Cabinet allies. For fuck's sake. If only one of them had grown a pair, eh?
And Brown simply isn't the towering genius that blinkered NuLab activists would have us believe. According to Watt, he's more like Mr Bean.
"I imagined there was some grand plan, tucked away in a drawer. But if any such document existed, nobody seemed to know about it. Gordon was simply making it up as he went along."
We know, Peter, we fucking know. Most of us have known - or at least suspected - all of this for a long, long time. The man's an idiot.
In spite of that, most recent polls show that fully 30% of the population intend to vote for Labour at the next election. Thirty fucking percent. Dear God.
And given Gordo's statement yesterday - that he would carry on for a full term as PM if Labour won - those people are voting for the one-eyed son of the Manse to stay in number 10 for five more years.
30% of the country want 5 more years of Gordon? Of this?
What. The. Fuck?