"We have beaten Russia 116-112 in boxing!! It is completely unbelievable! We have beaten Russia!
"Russia, birthplace of giants.
"Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Gagarin, Maria Sharapova, Nikita Khrushchev, Sergei Prokofiev, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Anna Kournikova, --- we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all.
"Vladimir Putin can you hear me?"
"Vladimir Putin, I have a message for you. Vladimir Putin, as they say in your language : Your boy took a hell of a beating! Your boy took a hell of a beating!
(with apologies to Bjørge Lillelien)