Tiger Woods - WTF? - #tigerwoods


Tiger Woods:

..pulling out of his own drive ..

..hits a fire hydrant..

..which makes him hit a tree..

.. and although he was going so slowly the airbags did not go off...

.. he was seriously injured ...

... his wife used a golf club to smash out the back window of the car...

... officers, who found Woods laying in the street drifting in and out of consciousness, do not believe alcohol was involved...



Really.

What. The. Fuck?

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10 comments:

stasination said...

http://tiny.cc/Ph7Ai
"The Florida Highway Patrol said an investigation is underway and charges were pending."

Pissed?

Dick Puddlecote said...

Yet he can launch an egg-sized ball from a piece of metal as big as a pack of cards and avoid a bunker from 400 yards away.

There's a joke in there somewhere but buggered if I can line all the info up properly. ;-)

Mr Rob said...

He seems to have been discharged now, having suffered "facial lacerations" - not unduly serious then, panic over.....

subrosa said...

You've forgotten the strangest part CF. It was 2.30AM.

They say alcohol wasn't involved.

Wonder if he'd had a row with his wife? Just a thought.

Jill said...

It was headline news. I mean, I know we live in a sleb-fuelled world, but godinfuckingheaven. Also on radio news yesterday was some D list actor getting nicked for running over a paparazzi and - shock horror - putting his appearance in Strictly Come Dancing this week in jeopardy. God give me strength.

Banner headline:

JILL COMMITS HARA KIRI AT THE UNRELENTING DULLNESS OF IT ALL

Anonymous said...

Jill how can you be so Blazie when the x Factor is coming to such a gripping conclusion.

John East said...

I remember having a blazing row with my first wife many years ago, jumping into the car, revving up to 6000rpm in first gear, and dropping the clutch. The aim was to screech off in an angry huff leaving a trail of rubber. Unfortunately, in my hurry, I hadn't noticed that the steering was on full left lock, and demolished a wall and wrote off the car.

I feel for Tiger, I've been there.

aljahom said...

according to Fox News,

Tiger Woods' bizarre overnight car crash outside his Florida home came only two days after the National Enquirer published an article claiming the golf champ was having an affair.

Police said they had no knowledge of a fight between Woods, 33, and his wife, Elin, before Woods left their house at 2:25 a.m. Friday — backing out of his driveway and plowing into a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree in a gated community near Orlando.

The Enquirer's explosive story hit the stands Wednesday contending that Woods has been seeing New York night club hostess Rachel Uchitel and that the pair recently were spotted in Melbourne while Woods was playing in the Australian Masters tournament.

Anonymous said...

aljahom, if there is any truth in this report of an affair can I suggest this issue should be known as "Tigerwood" : )

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