Yes, Harriet 'Hattie' Harperson is having her collar felt.
Back in July, she drove into a parked car, whilst - wait for it - talking on her mobile 'phone.
Now that's fucking priceless.And, of course, a blow for feminists everywhere.
As CF said at the time
"Imagine if the makers of some crappy comedy programme on Channel 4 had dared to show a woman driver so busy nattering on her mobile 'phone that she drove straight into a stationary vehicle.
"There would have been an immediate feminist Twitter-mob, outraged at the defamation, followed by a statement from Hatty expressing her disgust at the outrageous sexist bias shown by the programme makers; followed, probably, by one of the producers of the programme being smeared as a kiddie fiddler.
But the stupidity of the crash wasn't the worst of it. Oh no. Having had this little entirely-her-fucking-fault bump, Hattie decided she was too important to hang around with the proles. So, she put the car back into gear, had a quick check in the mirror, and then got the fuck out of there.
As she roared off, she shouted a message for the little people who'd gathered to watch:
"I'm Harriet Harman - you know where you can get hold of me"
But you know what, Ms Harperson? That wasn't legal. You can't actually do that, no matter how terrifically important you think you are. Even if you are deputy Leader of the Labour Party, you're not above the fucking law.
Earlier this year, a police source said:
'If prosecuted and convicted for failing to stop after accident she could face up to six months' imprisonment.."
And now, to universal joy, we hear that she will - against all expectations - be having her day in court.
CF can hardly wait.