We've all had a few - well, a load - too many beers and done some foolish things, haven't we?

Just like this bloke, Marium Varinauskas, who'd sunk one too many ales.

His other half was fed up with him, so she called the police. And then..

"They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants"

So far, not too bad. But then, according to prosecuter Elaine Lynch, oh dear, then..

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.""

He tried to hit a policewoman on the head with his truncheon? Ooops. Defending, solicitor John Hardie said:

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day"

Well. fair enough. We've all done that before.

Errr... we have all done that, haven't we?

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5 months now for the Constantly Furious blog, and things are lookin' up, baby. After that quiet period in July, the numbers have picked up gratifyingly. Good job CF is a fighter not a quitter, eh?

As always, CF doesn't really know how to interpret the figures, or which are the most important, but he's gonna tell you anyway. Here they are:

18,109 Page Loads
14,510 Unique Visitors
8,143 First Time Visitors
6,137 Returning Visitors

Most viewed post of the month - by a long way - was the PC World rant, mostly thanks to l-l-linkage love from the angry baby and the angry man in a mask: mighty premier league bloggers: thanks for the eyeballs, guys.

Most referrals, as ever, came from the lovely JuliaM, who is - as well as an Ambush Predator, whatever that is - also among the top commenters. LFAT was also kind enough to 'First Class' several posts, as he often does.

CF is always very grateful to anyone who does come along: many thanks to all who linked, hat-tipped,  and quoted CF's humble scratchings, and thanks to all who visited.

We fight on, we fight to win.
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4 months in for the Constantly Furious blog, and the downward trend in visits has been reversed. Yes, there's definite improvement on the slightly shabby figures for July.

As ever, CF doesn't really know how to interpret the figures, or which are the most important, but he's gonna tell you anyway. Here they are:

13,249 Page Loads
10,078 Unique Visitors
6,121First Time Visitors
3,957 Returning Visitors


CF is always very grateful to anyone who does come along: many thanks to all who linked, hat-tipped, and quoted CF's humble scratchings, and thanks to all who visited (especially to Mark 'Reckons' Thompson's mum, who is apparently a fan. Thanks, Mrs. T!)


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