It's a walk in the park
"I wish you'd listen, Sarah. I told you already. It's a beautiful spring morning, and I want the voters - sorry, the people - to see that I'm just the sort of bloke who loves to go out for a stroll among the daffodils"
"But darling, you don't at all, do you?"
"The Right Honourable Lady is - sorry, I mean you are - completely wrong on this one. I love a walk in the Spring, I love mixing with the hard-working families of Westminster and Mayfair."
"Well darling, I have to say, you're not looking too happy about it. Are you sure you've not been talked into this because its the kind of thing that David Cameron does?"
"Of course not. I'd never do anything he did. He's been wrong on parks, he's wrong on daffodils, and he has no policies at all on birdsong or sunshine"
"Oh well, if you say so darling. And St James Park is lovely at this time of year. So nice to get out of Downing Street. And look, we're nearly at the Palace."
"Shut. Up. Wumman.."
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