However, an hour or so ago, CF caught a snatch of the news on Radio 4.
Apparently, Ed 'Blinky' Balls doesn't like CallMeDave's proposals around taxation for married couples and has accused him of "Social Engineering".
What the fuck?
Would that be Ed 'Bully' Balls of the NuLabour Party?
The most tinkering, interfering and - yes - engineering party ever to govern this unfortunate country?
Ed Balls of the party that always knows exactly how we should all live our lives, and has been ceaselessly legislating for 12 fucking years to ensure that we all do as we're told?
Now that's pretty fucking rich...