There's an app for that: Labour needs your suggestions


"There's an app for that", as the irritating Apple adverts chirp.

And, it seems, there certainly is an app for anything and indeed anyone - even the terminally desperate and deluded.

Yes, Labour activists have created an iPhone application, or 'app' as the trendy call them.

Imagine that: a Labour supporter and a political techie. Is it possible to have less than no friends at all?

Apparently, the app will feature:

".. local Labour Party events, searchable by the user's postcode"

Well yippee. Also..

"A mobile version of the party's Virtual Phone Bank, which enables party die-hards to call potential voters and enter details into an online database"

..and..

"Updates from Labour's Facebook and Twitter feeds feature on the app as do contact details for local MPs as well as local Labour news."


Oh for fuck's sake. More @bevanitellie? That's all we need.

But there's one little problem - they don't know what to call it.

How about:  iWishBrownWouldFuckOff ?

or:              iLostMyJobAndMyHouse

or:              iThinkSomeoneElseShouldHaveATurn

CF feels sure that his readers will have many, many ideas. Fee free to leave them in the comments: the best will be placed into this post later. And might (might) win a prize.

Go for it!


++update++  aaanndd the winner is: "one of my i's is fucked".
The contributor was 'anonymous', so the fabulous prize will be given to charity. Or CF will drink it himself.

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

iThinkLabourShouldWinSoAreThereforeDeluded seems just about right

Bobski said...

iHaveNoGraspOnReality
or
iLiveWithBlinkersOn
or
iWantASocialistParadise

manwiddicombe said...

iLose

Anonymous said...

iPredictARiot

Anonymous said...

iLoveBevaniteEllie

Anonymous said...

iCan'tBeleiveitsnotbetter

Anonymous said...

iThinkConstantFuryNeedsToGetALife

Anonymous said...

iLickWindows

Bede said...

iDidntwanttobePManyway

Anonymous said...

i-OU800bn.

Anonymous said...

@Labourareshiteandabunchofcunts

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

iAmTheLordOfTheDanceSaidHe

Bobski said...

The special Deputy PM Edition:

iUseThisAppWhileDriving

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

Andy Burnham's favourite application:

iLiner

Captain Haddock said...

I'd sooner eat my own Colon than vote for another five years of this ..

Bishop Brennan said...

Simply iCunt should do it, no?

Bobski said...

iPesterDisinterestedPeople

Joe Public said...

Labour'sBankruptedBritain

matthew hopkins said...

CuntyMcCuntFucks wonderful world of fuckups

Catosays said...

It would just have to be bevanite ellie.
What a boring bitch she is.
Fancy being Kerry's unrequited love....for ever.

King of Scurf said...

Post election....

LoveLaboursLost ?

TheBigYin said...

iHavntAclue?

New Labour - My Arse said...

Just seen the prototype its called iLie and can be downloaded from knobsRus

You need a TWIT account

Plus a handle like
i reserved for G Brown (G Brown)
or
iRule (Mandelbum)
ithieve1-646 (reserved for MP’s)
ithieve_more1-100k (reserved for Euro MP's)

Anonymous said...

Ihavenoshame

Anonymous said...

iSavedtheworld,No really !

Anonymous said...

the 'one of my i's is fucked'