Constantly Furious

CF is heading off, at the insistence of Mrs CF, to London for some cultural diversion. All of the CFette's have been bullied into smart clothing and lavish make-up.

Imagine CF's excitement when he was informed that this event, whatever it is, would feature one 'Lady Gay Spanker'.

What on earth could the event be? A symposium of Bed and Breakfast owners?

A pre-announcement of the Conservative's policy for service industries?

The Chris Greyling Appreciation Society's annual get together? 

Who knows?

CF will report back when he knows more...

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