Lady what what?

CF is heading off, at the insistence of Mrs CF, to London for some cultural diversion. All of the CFette's have been bullied into smart clothing and lavish make-up.

Imagine CF's excitement when he was informed that this event, whatever it is, would feature one 'Lady Gay Spanker'.

What on earth could the event be? A symposium of Bed and Breakfast owners?

A pre-announcement of the Conservative's policy for service industries?

The Chris Greyling Appreciation Society's annual get together? 

Who knows?

CF will report back when he knows more...



PT Barnum said...

Lady Gay Spanker is the name of a somewhat obscure Victorian smutty book which is more spanking than gay. What that has to do with anything, I have no idea.

Joe Public said...

Say hello to Max Mosley from your readers

Jill said...

You're going to the National to see a play revival. Lady Gay's been in Harry Potter, or so I believe. So ner. Some of us have some cultural awareness, dontchaknow.