Everybody hates the Cabinet
This critic has dismissed Foreign Secretary David Miliband as ‘lightweight’. Hard to disagree with that, really. If you're going to abuse your position as Foreign Secretary to smear the Opposition, you need to be a heavyweight attack dog, not some grinning ponce who is swept aside with one flick of William Hague's cuff.
The same person goes on to attack Home Secretary Alan Johnson as ‘lacklustre’. And how right that is. What has the fucker actually done? What has he ever said that we remember? Apart from acting as Gordon's henchman to fire some scientist who went 'off message', he really is conspicuous by his total fucking absence. Leader in waiting? Bollocks. Seat nearest the door, more like.
The brutal attacker of the Cabinet then moves on, accusing Schools Secretary Ed Balls, of being ‘too aggressive’. And so he is. He's a bully as well as a blinking twat. This is the man who completely ignored a Select Committee's recommendations, and apointed the person he wanted into a key role.
The same man who plans to pass legislation making fibbing whilst trying to get your child into a local school a criminal offence. Aggressive? Fucking mental, more like.
And just to round off, this reputation assassin declares Labour DEputy Leader Harriet 'Hattie' Harman as ‘a disaster’. Now that really is bang on the fucking money. That shrill, pointless fucking woman has done tremdendous damage to the country, as well as to her party, and to women's rights, and to any-fucking-thing else she's laid her ghastly talons on.
So, just who is this astute political commentator? Who has so cruelly but accurately highlighted the fundamental flaws of the people who are supposed to be running this country?
Is David 'CallMeDave' Cameron, trying to persuade us that the Tories would be better? No.
Is it perhaps Dan 'the Man' Hannann, never afraid to criticise when he sees fault? Nope.
Is it some mysterious Right-wing spin doctor, trying to emulate the evil Damian McBride? Nuh-uh.
So, who - who? - could have publically expressed such a low-but-accurate opinion of these people, cretins that they are?
Gordon fucking Brown, that's who.
We are reliabily informed that Gordon, probably the politician held in the most contempt by all and sundry for a hundred years, is only clinging on to his position as PM because he firmly believes that only he could do the job. What? Yep.
He would, apparently, quite happily step aside, if he only felt that there was someone, anyone, who could step up to the plate and do a better job than him.
Deluded? The man is batshit fucking crazy.
++UPDATE++ : a commenter asks if CF is 'making this up'. Well, no. Unbe-fucking-leivable though it is, the story appeared in the Daily Mail. Of course, they may have made it up...
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