Constantly Furious

... taken so, so very long to shoot himself - and his party - in the foot?

So, Cleggy, your talks with Labour and the hilarious Rainbow Coalition are over. Done. "Have not and will not reach any positive conclusion.."

And your talks with the Tories, lil' Nick? Well the Tory leader says he's "..in the dark".

So, who are you talking to now? Anyone?

Or have you managed to snatch ignominious defeat from the jaws of cynically-achieved victory?

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