Somebody in the bowels of the Labour spin machine ("adverts to irritate you, paid for by you") has noticed that a huge number of people have signed the "Oh, do fuck off Gordon" petition. Over 52,000 in fact. That's quite a groundswell of popular opinion, eh? Pretty hard for the target to ignore. (but clearly not impossible, because he bloody well is ignoring it)
So, the spinner thought, imagine if we could have a similar petition to damage that nasty Dave.
And here it is.
The page, for those that really can't be arsed to visit it (good, keep the hits down) claims
"David Cameron has refused to commit to maintaining child benefit and winter fuel allowances at the same level as the Labour Government"
The evil bastard. So that's his secret plan. How could he? Something must be done. The site bleats on
He talks of an “age of austerity” but he must answer the question “austerity for who?” Sign our petition now to help request an answer…
And that's it. Sign our petition to make the Leader of the Opposition answer a rhetorical question. What the fuck?
Pathetic. No really. Pathetic.
UPDATE: as a commenter points out "Austerity for who?" is not even a grammatically correct sentence. For fuck's sake.