Balls in a vice?
CF is hearing that the Daily Telegraph's next victims are that Golden Couple, Ed 'Blinky' Balls and Yvette 'Mrs Balls' Cooper.
Thinks that's unfair? Feeling 'disgusted'? Wish they could be left alone?
Just have a closer look at their smug, well-fed faces. Just think of them relaxing between the silky sheets that we paid for, perhaps sipping some champagne from lead-crystal glasses that were deemed essential for 'entertaining'.
Gazing out over a well-kept garden, a small team toiling on the flower beds, happy in the knowledge that the faint noise in the background is the value of 'their' investments ticking steadily upwards. Revelling in the fact that two claimants can cover all the gaps, make sure nothing is accidentally - ugh - paid for.
Now how do you fucking feel? Yeah, CF feels that way too.
About to be humiliated? Ooooooooooh. Let's hope so....
UPDATE: still nothing on these two, but the cry is going up at Guido Fawkes - "we want Balls!" . Perhaps the Daily Telegraph are saving this for the Grand Finale. Bring it on!
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Oh that would be fun, fun fun. :-)
smug cunts got it coming to them.
The whole world is having a good laugh at this.
Hopefully the coming scandal will be sufficient to scupper Snottie Mctwat's plan to make Blinky the next chancellor and cost him his seat next year, along with his pin head wife.
I hope you're not holding your breath on the Balls' revelations, CF.
The biggest fireworks are always set off at the end of the show....I expect Ball's and his boy wonder Cooper to appear circa Wednesday,possibly with bags under their eyes through lack of sleep since the first revelations....
More likely that the Telegraph is being held at bay by some particularly highly paid lawyers... I certainly don't expect to see Ball's expenses anytime soon.
Balls is behind this whole thing, and his receipts are all curiously missing.
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