Expenses: Hattersley's Spitting Mad


Roy Hattersley, former MP, former Chancellor and former Home Secretary, has been sharing with us his opinions on the MP's expenses debacle.

And guess what? Guess what he thinks? He doesn't agree with Sir Christopher Kelly's findings, or with the new rules. Who'da thought, eh?

Roy, the man famously - and accurately - described by Tony Blair as that "Yorkshire Cunt", feels that the new rules and payback orders are

"..the price that the honest and hard-working majority have to pay for the excesses of their colleagues who exploited the system in a way which was part scandal and part farce"

Boo-fucking-hoo, Fattersley. Honest and hard working majority? Only about 3 fucking MP's came out of this with any dignity, and even Broon himself had to give back twelve grand.

If we're to believe partisan old Roy, it was pretty much only the terrible Tories that abused the system. He manages to mention Derek Conway, he reminds us about Douglas Hogg's moat, he can't resist talking about the 'Duck House' and even tries a quick smear on CallMeDave and the £237 he had to pay back.

But Roy, Roy, you missed a couple.

What about 'Justice' Minister, Shahid Malik, who bought an enormous flat screen TV? What about Elliot Morely, who claimed for a payments on a nonexistent mortage? What about, for Christ's sake, Jacqui fucking Smith, self-confessed "Poster Girl" for the whole tawdry scandal? Didn't you hear about any of those, Roy?

One of the issues Lardy Chatterley has with all this nasty transparency and openness is that

"..in the short term the result can only be an increase in the conviction that politicians cannot be trusted and that draconian regulation is the only way to keep them honest"

Well, fuck, yes. We've already got that 'conviction'. Unlike Hazel Blears, Jacqui Smith et al, who should have fucking criminal convictions. Politicians cannot be trusted? Yup. We need to be keep them honest? Yeah.

Roysie goes on to condescendingly warn us that we should avoid

"..the pretence that all the new proposals are either right or reasonable. They are a response to the populist clamour that the exposure of previous excesses .. created"

Populist clamour? What the fuck? Is that a patronising way of saying 'what the people want', Roy? Is it? Are you suggesting we should protect those poor, poor MP's from our unreasonable demands? Bollocks.

Remember, all you MP's, we elected you, and you work for us. Don't listen to old Uncle Roy, he's pissed again.

You'll fucking do what we want.

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56 comments:

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

Jeez, they really, really don't get it do they?

The mantra of "you work for and represent us" has all but disappeared, hasn't it?

Revolution. It's the only way.

Jill said...

They all need to be reminded of Tony Benn's five questions: "What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you use it? To whom are you accountable? How do we get rid of you?" We can substitute money for power in this instance!

Captain Haddock said...

It's almost unheard of for me agree with a single word which Tony Bliar ever uttered ,, but I have to agree with his description of Fattersly .. (the only part to which I take exception is the "Yorkshire" bit) the rest is true ..

I still haven't forgiven Fattersly for being instrumental in destroying centuries of tradition by getting rid of the Royal Navy's daily Rum Ration .. for that crime alone, I'd cheerfully crucify the fat, useless bastard ..

Barking Spider said...

He's still a fucking Yorkshire cunt!

tomandclaire said...

The only reason that an old has been, like hattersly, is in the news, is that every other current labour mp is in hiding.

S. Weasel said...

The problem is, I think, they either are or hang around with incredibly rich bastards, and it has completely distorted their notion of what real jobs are worth and what most people get paid.

I prefer that explanation. The other possibility is they think they're such superior creatures they deserve to make many times over the average.

Captain Haddock said...

Hi Weasel ..

I agree with you .. but my take is that your first scenario leads them to believe the second scenario .. which leads them to look for a method of achieving their ambitions ..

As usual, the good old Taxpayer will do ..

Anonymous said...

You've got to laugh.

Introduction of populist, disproportionate measures aimed at the majority, for the sins of the few.

A template for 12 years of NuLab.....

Heh.

Andy.

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