'Leaking' (yeah, right) your little announcement just before the man who will shortly be taking your job speaks at the Conservative Conference. Did you really think, Darling, that anybody would be fooled by your announcement? A feeble attempt to detract from the Tories?
You don't intend to execute the plan to freeze Civil Servant's salaries, do you Darling?
In fact, you know bloody well that you won't be a position to dictate anybody's salary by "mid 2010". You'll be fucking lucky if you even have a salary of your own by then.
Perhaps the occasional appearance fee for GMTV, when you'll tell us "what George should be doing" between the weather and an interview with Kerry Katona.
In the meantime, stop wasting our time with your pathetic tribal attacks. Why don't you just get on with your own fucking job, Darling?
Why don't you concentrate on trying to get the nation out of the recession your boss and predecessor caused, Darling? Is it because you don't know how?
But here's the worst of it: did you hear, Darling, what David Cameron said about your little student politics announcement?
"cynical in timing and quite insubstantial in content""
If CallMeDave can legitimately say that about you, you know you've fucked up.