New political betting website Smarkets is offering all sorts of bets in the run-up to what must be one of the most exciting General Elections we'll have in the UK this year.

They're offering odds on many outcomes, including who will be the next home secretary.

Based upon what CF said yesterday, regarding master manipulator Broon shoving the boy Clegg into the Home Office to get rid of him, this looks like a pretty good bet:

Yes, Nick Clegg at 3 to 1 to become the next home secretary. Less likely than Hattie? Yeah, right.

Well, from here it looks like that Labour will - thanks to the X-factor debating series - have the upper hand in a hung parliament.

And you can depend upon Broon to do whatever it takes to keep him in the driving seat, and to silence any opposition.

So, CF likes those odds.

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We all know very well that Gordon Brown, our unelected Prime Minister, is the most shameless and cynical politician ever to hold the post.

In recent days, the one-eyed imbecile has surpassed even his own usual standards of dishonesty and naked self-interest.

As was predicted on Friday, Broon was more than comfortable to sit in front of the Iraq enquiry and tell blatant, barefaced lies.

Without blushing, and keeping a completely straight face, Gordo' told the panel, and the world..

“Every request that the military commanders made to us for equipment was answered. No request was ever turned down .. The spending review of 2004 was welcomed by the chiefs of our defence staff. They were satisfied at the end of the review that they had the resources they needed."

Oh really? Really? So, 'Chiefs of our defence staff', is that true?

Lord Guthrie, formerly one of those chiefs of the defence staff, is not so sure. Actually, he near as dammit calls Brown the liar he is:

“He cannot get away with saying I gave them everything they asked for, that is simply disingenuous... To say the outcome of that process was ‘welcome’ is frankly hyperbole."

Hyperbole? Utter bollocks would have been more accurate.

So, as we thought, Brown was lying. Glibly, easily. Once again, he bullshits his way out of situation, in a way that would do a chocolate-smeared toddler no credit. 'No I didn't'.

And just when we thought his cynicism, his opportunism, his 'couldn't-give-a-shit-ism' could go no further, what does he do?

Why, the lying, cheating, dishonest git turns up grinning in Afghanistan. What? What?

For fuck's sake, man. You deprive the Forces of money, and therefore of equipment, training and manpower. You create an environment where people are killed and injured entirely because they are ill-equipped to fight.

You then lie, on camera, to the public and to an official inquiry, claiming - in direct contradiction of people who were also there at the time - that you happily gave the Forces all the money they asked for, all the support they needed.

And then, and then, you fucking well turn up in Afghanistan, just to shake hands with the survivors, for a pre-election photo opportunity?

Why in the name of Christ, Gordo, would anyone want you to remain Prime Minister for a second longer?

You don't deserve the post. You don't deserve a single vote.

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What a fucking pathetic attempt, Darling.

'Leaking' (yeah, right) your little announcement just before the man who will shortly be taking your job speaks at the Conservative Conference. Did you really think, Darling, that anybody would be fooled by your announcement? A feeble attempt to detract from the Tories?

You don't intend to execute the plan to freeze Civil Servant's salaries, do you Darling?

In fact, you know bloody well that you won't be a position to dictate anybody's salary by "mid 2010". You'll be fucking lucky if you even have a salary of your own by then.

Perhaps the occasional appearance fee for GMTV, when you'll tell us "what George should be doing" between the weather and an interview with Kerry Katona.

In the meantime, stop wasting our time with your pathetic tribal attacks. Why don't you just get on with your own fucking job, Darling?

Why don't you concentrate on trying to get the nation out of the recession your boss and predecessor caused, Darling? Is it because you don't know how?

But here's the worst of it: did you hear, Darling, what David Cameron said about your little student politics announcement?

"cynical in timing and quite insubstantial in content""

If CallMeDave can legitimately say that about you, you know you've fucked up.

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