There's an app for that: Labour needs your suggestions
"There's an app for that", as the irritating Apple adverts chirp.
And, it seems, there certainly is an app for anything and indeed anyone - even the terminally desperate and deluded.
Yes, Labour activists have created an iPhone application, or 'app' as the trendy call them.
Imagine that: a Labour supporter and a political techie. Is it possible to have less than no friends at all?
Apparently, the app will feature:
Well yippee. Also..
..and..
Oh for fuck's sake. More @bevanitellie? That's all we need.
But there's one little problem - they don't know what to call it.
How about: iWishBrownWouldFuckOff ?
or: iLostMyJobAndMyHouse
or: iThinkSomeoneElseShouldHaveATurn
CF feels sure that his readers will have many, many ideas. Fee free to leave them in the comments: the best will be placed into this post later. And might (might) win a prize.
Go for it!
++update++ aaanndd the winner is: "one of my i's is fucked".
The contributor was 'anonymous', so the fabulous prize will be given to charity. Or CF will drink it himself.
.
And, it seems, there certainly is an app for anything and indeed anyone - even the terminally desperate and deluded.
Yes, Labour activists have created an iPhone application, or 'app' as the trendy call them.
Imagine that: a Labour supporter and a political techie. Is it possible to have less than no friends at all?
Apparently, the app will feature:
".. local Labour Party events, searchable by the user's postcode"
Well yippee. Also..
"A mobile version of the party's Virtual Phone Bank, which enables party die-hards to call potential voters and enter details into an online database"
..and..
"Updates from Labour's Facebook and Twitter feeds feature on the app as do contact details for local MPs as well as local Labour news."
Oh for fuck's sake. More @bevanitellie? That's all we need.
But there's one little problem - they don't know what to call it.
How about: iWishBrownWouldFuckOff ?
or: iLostMyJobAndMyHouse
or: iThinkSomeoneElseShouldHaveATurn
CF feels sure that his readers will have many, many ideas. Fee free to leave them in the comments: the best will be placed into this post later. And might (might) win a prize.
Go for it!
++update++ aaanndd the winner is: "one of my i's is fucked".
The contributor was 'anonymous', so the fabulous prize will be given to charity. Or CF will drink it himself.
.
26 comments:
iThinkLabourShouldWinSoAreThereforeDeluded seems just about right
iHaveNoGraspOnReality
or
iLiveWithBlinkersOn
or
iWantASocialistParadise
iLose
iPredictARiot
iLoveBevaniteEllie
iCan'tBeleiveitsnotbetter
iThinkConstantFuryNeedsToGetALife
iLickWindows
iDidntwanttobePManyway
i-OU800bn.
@Labourareshiteandabunchofcunts
iAmTheLordOfTheDanceSaidHe
The special Deputy PM Edition:
iUseThisAppWhileDriving
Andy Burnham's favourite application:
iLiner
I'd sooner eat my own Colon than vote for another five years of this ..
Simply iCunt should do it, no?
iPesterDisinterestedPeople
Labour'sBankruptedBritain
CuntyMcCuntFucks wonderful world of fuckups
It would just have to be bevanite ellie.
What a boring bitch she is.
Fancy being Kerry's unrequited love....for ever.
Post election....
LoveLaboursLost ?
iHavntAclue?
Just seen the prototype its called iLie and can be downloaded from knobsRus
You need a TWIT account
Plus a handle like
i reserved for G Brown (G Brown)
or
iRule (Mandelbum)
ithieve1-646 (reserved for MP’s)
ithieve_more1-100k (reserved for Euro MP's)
Ihavenoshame
iSavedtheworld,No really !
the 'one of my i's is fucked'
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