There's an app for that: Labour needs your suggestions

"There's an app for that", as the irritating Apple adverts chirp.

And, it seems, there certainly is an app for anything and indeed anyone - even the terminally desperate and deluded.

Yes, Labour activists have created an iPhone application, or 'app' as the trendy call them.

Imagine that: a Labour supporter and a political techie. Is it possible to have less than no friends at all?

Apparently, the app will feature:

".. local Labour Party events, searchable by the user's postcode"

Well yippee. Also..

"A mobile version of the party's Virtual Phone Bank, which enables party die-hards to call potential voters and enter details into an online database"

..and..

"Updates from Labour's Facebook and Twitter feeds feature on the app as do contact details for local MPs as well as local Labour news."

Oh for fuck's sake. More @bevanitellie? That's all we need.

But there's one little problem - they don't know what to call it.

How about:  iWishBrownWouldFuckOff ?

or:              iLostMyJobAndMyHouse

or:              iThinkSomeoneElseShouldHaveATurn

CF feels sure that his readers will have many, many ideas. Fee free to leave them in the comments: the best will be placed into this post later. And might (might) win a prize.

Go for it!


++update++  aaanndd the winner is: "one of my i's is fucked".
The contributor was 'anonymous', so the fabulous prize will be given to charity. Or CF will drink it himself.

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