Hattie gets hacked

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. Poor ol' Harriet 'Hattie' Harman has had her Twitter account hacked. That poor, poor woman. Imagine how she must feel.

But hang on. Why the fuck would anyone bother? The woman is quite infuriating and tedious enough, in equal measure, without any need to misrepresent her.

But 'attie's aint 'appy. Apparently, Mizzzzzz Harperson said that the security of Twitter and other social media sites widely used by MPs was 'a serious matter'.

"There is a real issue here. We have got to sort this thing out."

Oh, do fuck off, Hattie. It's not a 'real issue', it's fucking Twitter, for Christ's sake. A kid's toy.

Being hungry, or bankrupt, or the victim of a mugging is a 'real issue'. Not your sad little attempts to engage with real, non-privately educated people through the magic of the Interwebs. No-one gives a shit about that.

What we care about is the state of this unfortunate country, and the ruination bought upon it by you and your fuckwitted colleagues.

Why don't you sort some of that shit out, you silly bitch?

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18 comments:

Uncle Marvo said...

10/10, CF

Any Colour but Brown said...

It would appear that either she or Alan Duncan fell foul of a simple spammer's trick - and replied to it.

Worra plonka!

BTS said...

I think what she meant to say was 'We must interfere, legislate and meddle for no apparent reason'..

Brown, Blair, Cameron, they're all the same said...

God, CF, that is one seriously ugly pile of elderly SHIT in that picture you have there.
Tell you what: instead of having a law making it possible for voluntary euthanasia for someone terminally ill, can we not have the same remedy for grossly ugly old witches like Harriet the Harpie?
I'm depressed enough as it is with the state of our economy without vile filth like the Harperson making it even worse.

Shug Niggurath said...

What if this is part of a government strategy for the regulation of teh internets?

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