As the crackers were pulled, pointless plastic fripperies flew through the air, and slips of paper fluttered to the floor.
Quick, grab the paper - there'll be a joke. What did it say on the paper?
"SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS AND WARNINGS
THESE CRACKERS CONTAIN ITEMS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
DO NOT PULL SNAP OUTSIDE OF CRACKER
PLEASE RETAIN THIS INFORMATION FOR FUTURE REFERENCE"
For fucks sake.
Yup, that's a joke alright. A complete fucking Health 'n' Safety, Cowering Compliance, Insurance Driven, Think-of-the-Chiiiiiiilden joke.