Vote Conservative, because the Prime Minister is a poor public speaker, and will never answer a question properly;
Vote independent, because even an elderly TV presenter could do a better job;
Vote Lib Dem, because the Conservatives would change a minor tax rule;
Vote BNP, because you don't like Labour any more
Vote UKIP, because the Conservatives won't promise a referendum about a treaty that has already been signed.
Vote Green, because the BNP are racist;
Jesus, we could face another 6 months of this.