The long campaign

Vote Labour, because the Leader of the Conservatives went to an expensive private school;

Vote Conservative, because the Prime Minister is a poor public speaker, and will never answer a question properly;

Vote independent, because even an elderly TV presenter could do a better job;

Vote Lib Dem, because the Conservatives would change a minor tax rule;

Vote BNP, because you don't like Labour any more

Vote UKIP, because the Conservatives won't promise a referendum about a treaty that has already been signed.

Vote Green, because the BNP are racist;


Jesus, we could face another 6 months of this.





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