Ask 'im about the petition, Dave.

Here's what I think Dave should do at PMQ's:

Dave: Is the Prime Minister aware that there is a petition, on his own website, calling for him to resign, with over 27,000 signatures already?

Gordon: I'm far too busy saving the world to take any notice of petitions from the public. Perhaps the party opposite would prefer it if I wasted my time listening to the public rather than .. er ... oh [sits down]

All: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaha..... [continue until retirement on health grounds]