Is that really the best you can do?

Today's wishy-washy pinko Independent is shrieking excitedly about David Cameron going to South Africa - 20 years ago.

Jesus. I wet the bed when I was 4, but it didn't prevent me being awarded my degree 20 years later, and I don't expect it to be brought up in job interviews.

Looks like Guido's little exercise did even better than we thought - he seems to have knocked all the teeth out of the Labour attack dogs, if this is the best smear they can line up for the Tory conference.