Good old Dailymash

The writers at Dailymash always know how to write satire that's only an inch or so from the reality. Constantly Furious laughed out loud at this particular gem:

A Downing Street spokesman later added: "We've put the country £1.4 trillion in debt, government ministers are chin-deep in sleaze and the cops are beating merry hell out of everyone. We just felt that the obvious next step was to tell thousands of heroic soldiers to go fuck themselves."

You couldn't make it up..