Black, then White, then Brown Bread...
Seems that Michael 'wacko' Jackson, having recently taken a big chunk of money from the great 'n' gullible British public for an upcoming series of shows at the o2, has only gone and upped and snuffed it.
Yup, the poor sod is D-E-A-D, pronounced 'dead'.
The BBC obituary is up already. Pre-prepared, chaps?
Surely Gordon Brown's can't be far behind? Prepared by his spin doctors, in the Blair stylee: "..he was truly the .. [sniff] .. peoples' paedophile.."
That's bad, that's bad. That's really, really bad..
Expect some piss-poor jokes (like the above) over the next few days. Please? Put 'em in the comments below, if you would.
Expect clogged phonelines tomorrow, as tens of thousands try to recover
their cash.
Extra tough shit if you bought your tickets from some dodgy geezer on
eBay, eh?
Oh, yeah, and expect some cracking obituaries: you know, stuff about "changed the face of popular music", "changed the face of self" etc. etc. CF can hardly wait
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19 comments:
What a shame. He's left behind some great music regardless.
A shame: no.
Great music: yes.
I heard Michael Jackson died while eating lunch. He choked on a four year old wiener.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Heart failure
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward".
Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
Daniel: *applause*
Maybe it's a generation thing, but I never saw what many others saw in the man.
Sad though because 50 is too young.
"Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August."
Heh!
After he was forced to sell Neverland, he subsequently bought Jurassic Park.
Every young visitor left with a megasaurus as a reminder of their visit.
No cause of death has yet been confirmed, but first-response paramedics have ruled out the sunshine, and are blamin' in on the boogie.
I thought he actually died after a stroke in the childrens' hospital.
Early reports have stated that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauly Culkin stayed over...
Jacko didnt die of a heart attack, it was food poisoning, he had been eating 12 year old nuts . .
It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in MJ's kitchen, Class B drugs in MJ's bathroom..and Class 4C in bedroom...
CF, you know the obit was done ages ago, just insert the details.
I have had one ready for my local MP for years, just waiting for him to go so I can use it.
MJ's laptop is being sold on eBay!!! Highest bidder is currently "GGlitter101"
and finally . . .
Thought as a fitting tribute to MJ's death we should all stay at home today and 'Beat It' for 2mins. I think its what he would've wanted
R. I. P(aedophile).
I am disgusted with this CF. You are a total bastard.
Michael Jackson was a great General and even better Chief of the General Staff. He did exemplary work in Kosovo.....
oh, its the pederast singer that died.
Forget it.
Statement from the funeral home:
Due to the large amount of plastic surgery, after the cremation, the family will be receiving Mr Jackson's remains in the form of lego bricks. It was his dying wish that he gave something of himself for the kids.
MJ is going to be recycled into carrier bags.
that way he'll stay made out of white plastic and continue to be a danger to kids.
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