Milliband next?

Rumours swirling tonight that - rather than the lovely Caroline Flint, who appears to have had an attack of the vapours - David Milliband is to be the next MP to grow a pair and stagger toward the exit, pausing only to take a piss on the recumbent, sobbing form of the Prime Minister.

Not entirely clear what the fuck he hopes to gain from this, and anyway, we already know Gordon's going nowhere, but fuck, isn't this a laugh?

UPDATE: Nah, it was just that - a rumour. Millipede has just denied it on Radio 5 Live. Ah well. But can we trust the slippery fucking weasel? Gordon Brown's still got some sleepless hours ahead..