What a stupendous feast of fucking arse; what a banquet of fuckwittery. What kind of an advert is this for our political system? For our politicians? For our democracy? The Mother of all Parliaments? Yeah, right.
How can a party that won the largest share of the popular vote, and the largest number of seats, end up as the only party to be excluded from Government?
Is that what we voted for? Of course it fucking isn't.
How can a party that has a mere 57 seats, compared to the Tories 300 hundred and more, be calling all the shots? Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg - two 'G's in his surname, one for each face - led his party from having just over 10% of the seats in the last Parliament to having 8% - 8 per fucking cent in this. How is it that he is the only man who is guaranteed power, who is certain of a Cabinet position? What the fuck is that all about?
Are you really, Cleggy, going to sign away your soul to The Lord High Mandelson, in exchange for 30 promises of legislation? Way to go Nick - Gordon Brown has long been one of the most unpopular politicians in history, but it looks like, in just a few short weeks, you've put in a strong challenge for the post. Enjoy your few weeks in the sun, won't you?
We didn't vote for this , this Coalition of all the Losers, this Government of all the Third Placers. And we voted Labour out: where's Lib Dem voter who'd admit they did it to prop up Broon and the Labour party, eh?
How can Brown, who was never elected as Prime Minister in the first place, still be PM? What's that you say? He's resigned? No he fucking hasn't: look again. He has said that he intends to resign 'sometime in the Autumn'. Not quite the same, is it? He's going to be leading this so-called Rainbow Coalition, isn't he? He'll still be PM. Did we vote for Broon to be PM? No, no, no.
CallMeDave Cameron, where the fuck are you? You need to move immediately: announce that you wish to form a minority Government, and demand that Brown go to the Queen today.
Take no notice, Dave, of the commentators who say you should step back, let the Rainbow coalition fail, give them enough rope.
Unless we prevent this unholy fucking mess being cobbled together, it'll hold together for just long enough to change the voting system - without a referendum, just immediately - to change it in a way that makes sure that this very same coalition, this ragbag, stays in power forever. To change it in a way that ensures that the Tories are not just temporarily excluded, but permenantly. Surely not the most rabid pro-PR Lib Dem wants that?
This is a totally self-serving stitch-up by Mandelson, Brown and the Labour party, a trap into which Cleggy and his PR-obessesed party have been easily tempted, and must not be allowed to succeed.
There's only one crock at the end of this Rainbow, and that's a crock of shit.