Jack - shit

Someone out there is dead against a Lib-Con coalition. He really doesn't want it to happen. This person pompously tells us:

"The big choice is for Nick Clegg - is he leader of a progressive party or does he get into bed with the heirs to Mrs Thatcher?"

'Mrs Thatcher'? Using the former leader's name as a dire warning, a dog whistle? Oh dear, that sounds like a bit like one of those Trades Union dinosaurs from the 80's.

Well, that's because it is. It's one of Britain's newest MP's, little Jack Dromey. Jack's been an MP for, oh, 3 days now, so he's going to tell us all how the world should work.

“Gordon is the prime minister, right now the Conservatives and the Liberals are talking to one another."

Oooh, that's good. Incisive political analysis, right there. 'Elizabeth is the Queen, right now it's raining', 'Roses are red, violets are blue'.

Mind you, Jack doesn't know everything. This is the man who, in 2006, claimed he "didn't know", despite being party treasurer - party fucking treasurer - about £3.5 million worth of 'loans' made to the Labour Party by three individuals who were subsequently nominated for life peerages.

But in spite of that little hiccup, Jack's got on very well. He has powerful connections. One extremely powerful connection is the first person the poor bastard sees every day, when he wakes up next to her: Harriet 'Hattie' Harman.

And oh boy has Hattie helped Jack. You want to be an MP now, darling? No problem. We can find a safe seat for you. How about this one? What do you mean, it's got a women only shortlist? That's no problem for you, honey, even though you do appear to be male. We'll just suspend the rules for a minute and .. wait .. yes .. there you go, you're the PPC. Good luck, darling!

Good, old fashioned fucking patronage, nepotism and corruption: the core values of the Labour Party

So now Jack's an MP - no sweat. And he's already got his feet - his trotters - well under the table. Speaking for the whole of the party he's represented for more than 72 hours, he adds:

“If they wish to talk to us, we’re ready to talk to them.”

Yeah? Well if Clegg and his party have any sense at all, they'll steer well clear of you, and your loathsome Missus.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Harriett Harperson-the Amy Winehouse of politics.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on to Fuck CF he was ONLY the Treasurer, How the Hell was He supposed to know ???

John R said...

"This is the man who, in 2006, claimed he "didn't know", despite being party treasurer - party fucking treasurer - about £3.5 million worth of 'loans' made to the Labour Party by three individuals who were subsequently nominated for life peerages."

I look forward to various Tories bringing that point up again and again and again in the House of Conmen!!

BobinFrome said...

Steady on now. He's desperately needed to help man the shredders....

Anonymous said...

Day 3 in the big brother bunker and gordon is glued to his telly,cursing adam boulton at every opportunity.

John East said...

Give the guy a break. He has to give Harriet an orgasm every now and again, and if he can get her to submit to a male for this, then he must have something going for him.

BTS said...

John, it's called a strap-on. And she wears it.


There's no way has she had an orgasm in the past two millenia. She would have shut the fuck up for at least 5 seconds if she had..

Anonymous said...

I remember when the SPG nicked this gobby little fucktard at Grunwick's shame he didn't get a hard enough kicking then to shut him up permanently