Message to the Aussies..

With the good news from the Twenty20 just in, CF can surely be excused a tiny gloat:

"We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten Australia in cricket!! It is completely unbelievable!

"We have beaten Australia. Australia, birthplace of giants. Rupert Murdoch, Kerry Packer, Clive James, Cate Blanchett, Paul Hogan, Daniiiii Minogue, Kylie Mingoue --we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Kylie Minogue can you hear me?"

"Kylie Minogue, I have a message for you. I have a message for you: We have knocked Australia out of the Cricket World Cup. Dame Edna, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

Well done the England (and yes, it really is England, not Britain, the UK or any other bullshit) boys.

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6 comments:

The Young Oligarch said...

Well done , England , but leave the fragrant Kylie out of this !

Anonymous said...

Don't want to appear too pedantic, but isn't it the England and Wales Cricket Board who select/run the team?

Anonymous said...

England and South Africa,Surly

Anonymous said...

Ho Hum, if it pleases you I suppose there is no harm. Meanwhile back in the real world.....

Gordon Is a Moron said...

England Wales and South Africa...

it just shows a few days with a grown up governent and we can be great

Will fae London said...

Not to mention Ireland.