Saving the rest of us the trouble

As regular readers know, CF has long been a critic of Gordon 'oh-dear-god-he's-fucked-the-country-up-beyond-repair' Brown, as his wife probably calls him.

We all hope that - in spite of the desperate, last minute attempts to hold on to power, and the blatant vote rigging by Broon and the Labour party - we'll not have to look upon his gurning face after Thursday night.

But still, no need to stop the abuse yet, eh? Particularly when someone has done all the legwork for us.

Amusingly, the 'someone' who has done all the work this time, saving us the trouble, is none other than .. errr .. a Labour candidate. What?

Yes, Manish Sood, Labour candidate for North West Norfolk, seemingly thinks pretty much as the rest of us do:

"I believe Gordon Brown has been the worst Prime Minister we have had in this country."

Yeah? Funny, so do most people. Just not Labour PPC's. Anyway, do continue.

"It is a disgrace and he owes an apology to the people and the Queen."

Absolutely. Tell us more, Manish.

"I think I could do a better job than him to be very honest with you, the way he's dealing with things it's getting worse and worse."

Really? We all thought so, but it's good to hear it from you.

"If he can't do the job properly then he should go on holiday and give me a chance to take over. It's as simple as that."

So what, Manish, are the big issues here?

"Immigration has gone up which is creating friction within communities ... The country is getting bigger and messier ...

"The role of ministers has gone bureaucratic and the action of ministers has gone downhill – it is corrupt.

"The loss of social values is the basic problem.."

Fucking hell: have you even still got your Blackberry, Manish?

It looks pretty much like 'Game Over' in the Labour party, doesn't it?

At last...


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